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fredthefan said:
Since they've scraped a couple of wins and are thinking of Europe once again and not the Championship the mags are reappearing on here again under their various guises with their witty wind ups.

Bobby's ghost is back and the waiter is Bill Shankly reincarnate once again.

a couple of losses on the trot and they'll disappear again.
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Bit of a time warp here to a week ago, looking at the table they are not sitting pretty, only their new signing would give any hope - if the Cardiff revival were to continue they would be in deep.
 
McMackem said:
Bit of a time warp here to a week ago, looking at the table they are not sitting pretty, only their new signing would give any hope - if the Cardiff revival were to continue they would be in deep.
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If Cardiff win, it keeps Southampton below Newcastle barring a 4-0 defeat at Wolves.
That's also if Burnley were to win or draw at Brighton.
The next week Burnley host Tottenham, Cardiff host Watford and Southampton travel to Arsenal.
Newcastle are at home to Huddersfield.
 
What A Waster said:
If Cardiff win, it keeps Southampton below Newcastle barring a 4-0 defeat at Wolves.
That's also if Burnley were to win or draw at Brighton.
The next week Burnley host Tottenham, Cardiff host Watford and Southampton travel to Arsenal.
Newcastle are at home to Huddersfield.
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Can't see you going down like.
 
BigPete said:
Can't see you going down like.
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The consecutive wins against Cardiff and Man City really helped I suppose.
After wolves we have home games against Hudderefield and Burnley. Although we are crap at home, most people will have them down as 6 points. On 24 now, probably need another 12 points to stop up.
 
What A Waster said:
The consecutive wins against Cardiff and Man City really helped I suppose.
After wolves we have home games against Hudderefield and Burnley. Although we are crap at home, most people will have them down as 6 points. On 24 now, probably need another 12 points to stop up.
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Man C was the big one like, can see Burnley possibly beating you or getting a draw.

Huddersfield are terrible though you will beat them.
 
What A Waster said:
If Cardiff win, it keeps Southampton below Newcastle barring a 4-0 defeat at Wolves.
That's also if Burnley were to win or draw at Brighton.
The next week Burnley host Tottenham, Cardiff host Watford and Southampton travel to Arsenal.
Newcastle are at home to Huddersfield.
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I'm talking about the season, not the next few days. In my view there is one spot left to fight for (or to avoid) and its probably between Burnley, you and Cardiff. Not the way a season under the mighty Rafa would have hoped to work out I'd imagine - a home tie against Huddersfield in February potentially being the closest you get to a cup final.
 
bowers2 said:
I’m currently on holiday and there is a mag three doors down.
Everyone knows he is a mag and he is acting like a f***ing Bellend.
Even mrs said “I now know what you are in about”.
Everything you imagine them to be is rolled up in to one big massive cock.
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Funny i'm on holiday at the minute and there's a Mackem three doors away from me as well....
 
McMackem said:
I'm talking about the season, not the next few days. In my view there is one spot left to fight for (or to avoid) and its probably between Burnley, you and Cardiff. Not the way a season under the mighty Rafa would have hoped to work out I'd imagine - a home tie against Huddersfield in February potentially being the closest you get to a cup final.
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What?
 
ivanthereasonable said:
This, the useless twats.



I think they've come to enjoy our suffering. They've got to look for it whereever they can get it. Plus, its a distraction from their turgid style of play.
Just before i parked up for the match on Saturday, i tuned into R Newcastle commentry. Both (Ando and somebody) were ready to top themselves by the sound of it. Enjoy lads.
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They really are the gift that keeps on giving. I believe that Keegan did us all the biggest favour.

He raised the bar of their expectation above all common sense yet actually achieved the sum total of f*ck all. Nothing they've done since has made them happy. They twisted at Dalglish, at Robson, at Pardew, even Chris Hughton, because they are really only at peace when they're whining about something.... "ya div'nt understand, etc. etc"

Keegan and Hall sold them so much hysteria & hyperbole that they still think that one day they'll be European Champions whilst steamrollering all before them in the style of the 'entatainaz'. Nobody - Shearer, Ashley, Benitez, etc - stands a chance against their delusions and daydreams. I find them hilarious.
 
the sleeping giant said:
They really are the gift that keeps on giving. I believe that Keegan did us all the biggest favour.

He raised the bar of their expectation above all common sense yet actually achieved the sum total of f*ck all. Nothing they've done since has made them happy. They twisted at Dalglish, at Robson, at Pardew, even Chris Hughton, because they are really only at peace when they're whining about something.... "ya div'nt understand, etc. etc"

Keegan and Hall sold them so much hysteria & hyperbole that they still think that one day they'll be European Champions whilst steamrollering all before them in the style of the 'entatainaz'. Nobody - Shearer, Ashley, Benitez, etc - stands a chance against their delusions and daydreams. I find them hilarious.
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now a Gurd and 'always a canny manager' (since he's done much better than Benitez with little money) the hypocritical ***** ! Even Pardew was good until he couldn't beat us :lol:
 
thecloughywobble said:
There are a few variations, including:

- a conventicle of magpies
- a gulp of magpies
- a mischief of magpies
- a tidings of magpies
- a tittering of magpies.

I lean towards conventicle, defined as:


"a secret or unlawful religious meeting, typically of nonconformist punchers of horses."
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A madhouse of rotund cuunts....
I'm not eloquent
 
Mr B said:
It’s a poor squad if you’re hoping to compete with the big 6, but more than adequate if you’re looking to avoid relegation and finish around 14-15th in the league. With that squad, an average manager should easily achieve this and with a little luck, like say playing Chelsea a week before their cup final could even end up with around 44 points.

Now if you were to have a world class manager in charge, you’d expect him to get you another 9-10 points a season and end up with 50+ points easily.

A footballing miracle is the likes of Leicester winning the league the season after successfully fighting relegation. Getting a newly promoted team to earn 44 points is ok, but that’s about it.
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I think you're hugely over estimating the quality in key areas of our squad. How many of our players would get in the Leicester first team, or Everton, West Ham or Palace? Wolves or Watford? The reason you're over-estimating their quality is to denigrate Benitez' ability. Were Pardew in charge of this squad we'd be doing worse, were Benitez to have the kind of squad Pardew enjoyed for much of his reign, he'd have done better than Smarmy Al.

If the Newcastle manager is liked by the Newcastle fans (Keegan/Robson/Benitez), he's shit and if he's disliked (Pardew/Allardyce/Kinnear), he's mint. Same with Newcastle players. Can't think why :lol: That's fine, but when the manager got promoted as champions, then took a poor side to 10th in the league and has a trophied history, don't you feel a little silly criticising him as much as you do?
 
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