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fredthefan said:
Their own message boards are garbage, maybe that's why they come on here
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I've really no idea on that score as I've never felt the need to search them out. It's not like you need to look very far for evidence if you're seeking opportunities to laugh at them. They themselves bring their delusions to mainstream media all the time.

I live in Yorkshire and they are not far behind Liverpool in terms of people thinking that, for the most, they are living in another world to the rest of us. If Ashley ever teaches them some humility he can leave with his job done, for me.
 
BigPete said:
Sounds like the worst tactic ever, reet lads we're gonna lose a bunch of games then go on a run so we're safe.

Rather than try win every game :lol:



They'd be in the relegation zone if not for that result, was a brilliant result fair play to them mind.

Man C presumed they would just turn up, if that costs them the title be funny.

Pep should have known better will probably learn from it though.
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This, the useless twats.

the sleeping giant said:
I can't think of anyone I'd less want to interact and have a conversation with than a Mag who comes on a Sunderland message board. Seriously. Why would they be here except to play the hard nut, the attention seeker or the wind-up merchant?

Like naughty children, ignore them and they'll go away and bother somebody else.
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I think they've come to enjoy our suffering. They've got to look for it whereever they can get it. Plus, its a distraction from their turgid style of play.
Just before i parked up for the match on Saturday, i tuned into R Newcastle commentry. Both (Ando and somebody) were ready to top themselves by the sound of it. Enjoy lads.
 
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GBSAFC said:
what is the collective noun for a group of mags... you know like the murder of crows
... is it a protest of mags?
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There are a few variations, including:

- a conventicle of magpies
- a gulp of magpies
- a mischief of magpies
- a tidings of magpies
- a tittering of magpies.

I lean towards conventicle, defined as:


"a secret or unlawful religious meeting, typically of nonconformist punchers of horses."
 
I’m currently on holiday and there is a mag three doors down.
Everyone knows he is a mag and he is acting like a f***ing Bellend.
Even mrs said “I now know what you are in about”.
Everything you imagine them to be is rolled up in to one big massive cock.
 
BigPete said:
A bunch of twats
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There's always that, of course. Then again, that's not really a collective noun, more a philosophical treatise, or perhaps a general term of truthful abuse. Black & White shite is always decent: what it lacks in specificity it more than makes up for in rhythm & rhyme.
 
bowers2 said:
I’m currently on holiday and there is a mag three doors down.
Everyone knows he is a mag and he is acting like a f***ing Bellend.
Even mrs said “I now know what you are in about”.
Everything you imagine them to be is rolled up in to one big massive cock.
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He wearing his 'toon' top constantly :lol:

Putting his accent on more than usually would so people know he's a Geordie even if the top doesn't give it away?

Ya AREEET LIKE PET
 
thecloughywobble said:
There are a few variations, including:

- a conventicle of magpies
- a gulp of magpies
- a mischief of magpies
- a tidings of magpies
- a tittering of magpies.

I lean towards conventicle, defined as:


"a secret or unlawful religious meeting, typically of nonconformist punchers of horses."
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An infestation of mags ?
 
Fats said:
What I don't understand is that there is a team in there that Benny refuses to let out.

10 men behind the ball from the off. Hit it long for Rondon, hope he can control it, and run like fuck to catch him if he does. This appears to be Benny's game plan no matter who they play.

When they go a goal behind, & he's forced to change things, they show that can actually play football.
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Benny :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
BigPete said:
He wearing his 'toon' top constantly :lol:

Putting his accent on more than usually would so people know he's a Geordie even if the top doesn't give it away?

Ya AREEET LIKE PET
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In one.
Always up on the stage.
Where you from?
“I’m from the toon”
All the reps calling him Geordie.
Walking round like a gorilla.
Mrs is a f***ing ugly pig.
 
What A Waster said:
It can happen this way, but it's very unlikely;
Southampton have -15 goal difference, we have -12. So if Southampton lost by a single goal and Wolves win 4-0 we'd be 18th due to having scored less than Southampton.
And Burnley winning away to Brighton.

I was being facetious saying "0% chance", but that was just to counter you saying "every chance".



See above
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there is a chance saints could lose 2-0 and yo r lot 3-0 ....unlikely though cos Rafa will try and keep it tight as ysual
 
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