getting the house tidy for the xmas

[Shandy drinker]

Doing my head in
Who ffs is coming the queen?
No the Mother in law and and an old auntie plus free loading sister in laws do her brood

She want the garden tidying up now

 

[MakemX]

No lemonade left?

 

[Lambchops]

Doing my head in
Who ffs is coming the queen?
No the Mother in law and and an old auntie plus free loading sister in laws do her brood

Do you live in a shit hole the rest of the year like?

 

[Shandy drinker]

Do you live in a shit hole the rest of the year like?

No that's the problem

 

[Lambchops]

No that's the problem

So fuck all needs doing then

 

[Daffy]

Doing my head in
Who ffs is coming the queen?
No the Mother in law and and an old auntie plus free loading sister in laws do her brood

She want the garden tidying up now

Mad aren’t they ?

 

[mcq10]

Our lass made me help start this earlier.

I’m watching the arsenal game instead while bouncing baby number 2 in her chair.

She’ll give up asking soon

 

[Butcher's Coat]

I simply can't understand those women who want to decorate/paint the house, get new carpets/3 piece suites just "for Christmas".
Do it in the spring - hence the term "spring cleaning".

 

[becs]

I simply can't understand those women who want to decorate/paint the house, get new carpets/3 piece suites just "for Christmas".
Do it in the spring - hence the term "spring cleaning".

It's bizarre marra. Don't get the frantic cleaning that has to be done because it's Christmas. One female friend was having a meltdown yesterday about cleaning her oven before Christmas. Who the hell visits at Christmas and checks the inside of the hosts oven?

My floors could do with a hoover but I'm sitting down watching the football instead

 

[Butcher's Coat]

It's bizarre marra. Don't get the frantic cleaning that has to be done because it's Christmas. One female friend was having a meltdown yesterday about cleaning her oven before Christmas. Who the hell visits at Christmas and checks the inside of the hosts oven?

My floors could do with a hoover but I'm sitting down watching the football instead

That's the spirit marra

 

[THELORDRODWELL]

I simply can't understand those women who want to decorate/paint the house, get new carpets/3 piece suites just "for Christmas".
Do it in the spring - hence the term "spring cleaning".

This

Wreck the place and shit yourself over Xmas iirc

 

[Narraback]

I've been cleaning the garage and hosing down the paths.

 

[sima-hebburn]

Who ffs is coming the queen?

thats exactly what i ask. only it's all year. I'm sure its OCD .

 

[Grammar Police]

We had a cleaner in last week to do a 'deep clean'.

Our house is generally spotless yet it was cleaned and tidied in readiness for the cleaner coming.

She must have thought this is the easiest three hours work ever.

Women and Christmas - makes them even more mental than normal.

 

[Dark Traveller]

Doing my head in
Who ffs is coming the queen?
No the Mother in law and and an old auntie plus free loading sister in laws do her brood

She want the garden tidying up now

Just man up... and get off social media and finish your chores.

 

[MackemBob]

Doing my head in
Who ffs is coming the queen?
No the Mother in law and and an old auntie plus free loading sister in laws do her brood

She want the garden tidying up now

Is that you uncle Dave?

 

[Blyth_Pirate]

Mad aren’t they ?

Dead right mate, every time I come in the house mine has rearranged the furniture etc. Batshit crazy.

 

[jackynutmeg]

Doing my head in
Who ffs is coming the queen?
No the Mother in law and and an old auntie plus free loading sister in laws do her brood

She want the garden tidying up now

Scruff

 

[Daffy]

Dead right mate, every time I come in the house mine has rearranged the furniture etc. Batshit crazy.

 

[jackynutmeg]

We had a cleaner in last week to do a 'deep clean'.

Our house is generally spotless yet it was cleaned and tidied in readiness for the cleaner coming.

She must have thought this is the easiest three hours work ever.

Women and Christmas - makes them even more mental than normal.

What constitutes a deep clean?