Quiz round idea: Punchlines

[Roker]

Do a small friendly quiz on a Sunday night where we take it in turns to set it. It falls to me next week and one round I've been toying with is comedy punchlines. I'll give the punchline, you tell me who said it. eg 'except these Fockes were Messerschmitts'. Can I get enough punchlines from the great and the good of the SMB or am I going to have to lower it from punchlines to just classic comedy lines such as fork handles and the like?

'Shit in her knickerdrawer' or 'fuck off toontoon' whilst obviously being classic unfortunately may not be appropriate for this audience.

 

[snelleton]

"You started it!"

 

[Falconhoof]

"Oooo Mr Vic you're like a cuddly duvet covered in cream"

 

[snelleton]

"Don't tell him Pike"

 

[Butcher's Coat]

Wear the fox hat

 

[Roker]

"Don't tell him Pike"

That's a good one I hadn't thought of.
Keep em coming.

 

[Hue Jorgan]

It’s goodnight from him

 

[Roker]

It’s goodnight from him

Not a punchline as such, but good if I have to lower it to classic lines. I could of course dip into 'name the programme' etc.
Obviously 'I'm playing all the right notes..' is going in.

 

[Jap Stammer]

I'm playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order.

Edit. Bollocks - beat me to it.

 

[Vinny the Mackem]

You can't beat a wank

 

[Hair Flick]

Stan Boardman

 

[Son of Stan]

Monkey tennis.

I know nothing...

I don't believe it.

That money was just resting in my account.

 

[Jap Stammer]

Toxteth O'Grady

 

[Roker]

You can't beat a wank

For a quiz round it's got to be attributable to a person/programme etc

Toxteth O'Grady

That's now in. Might give them one record and ask for the other. Nice one.

 

[Bishop Mackem]

To me to you

 

[Jap Stammer]

Weez that with Bobby....

 

[Vinny the Mackem]

For a quiz round it's got to be attributable to a person/programme etc



That's now in. Might give them one record and ask for the other. Nice one.

You can quote me on here. Makes it legit.

 

[Roker]

Weez that with Bobby....

Think I'd be the only person in a 10 mile radius that knew that.

 

[Jap Stammer]

Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs…

 

[Lukas73]

Thanks, I had it stuffed...