Quiz round idea: Punchlines



Do a small friendly quiz on a Sunday night where we take it in turns to set it. It falls to me next week and one round I've been toying with is comedy punchlines. I'll give the punchline, you tell me who said it. eg 'except these Fockes were Messerschmitts'. Can I get enough punchlines from the great and the good of the SMB or am I going to have to lower it from punchlines to just classic comedy lines such as fork handles and the like?

'Shit in her knickerdrawer' or 'fuck off toontoon' whilst obviously being classic unfortunately may not be appropriate for this audience.
...It's the stay puft marshmellow man

Nice and cool, you know what I mean?

I've got a pair of aces and I've got another pair of aces.... that's 4 aces!

and 3, don't let the bastards grind you down.

Yes you did you invaded poland

Off the top of my head, there'll be loads from tv shows
 
And he won the VC because the Highlanders turnaround and followed him up the hill.

Him there with the five and a half hat size has the makings of a bloody hero.


(The Man Who Would Be King)
 
"... covered in piss"

"They don't like it up 'em!"

"We're all doomed"

"... which was nice"

"we're not pissed, you know"

"Scorchio!"

"Only meeee!"

"I don't believe it!"

"You wouldn't let it lie"
 

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