Quiz round idea: Punchlines



Do a small friendly quiz on a Sunday night where we take it in turns to set it. It falls to me next week and one round I've been toying with is comedy punchlines. I'll give the punchline, you tell me who said it. eg 'except these Fockes were Messerschmitts'. Can I get enough punchlines from the great and the good of the SMB or am I going to have to lower it from punchlines to just classic comedy lines such as fork handles and the like?

'Shit in her knickerdrawer' or 'fuck off toontoon' whilst obviously being classic unfortunately may not be appropriate for this audience.

You have the wrong punchline there Marra. The correct punchline is "these fockers were in Messerschmitts"....
 
Not punchlines, or catchphrases, but famous lines from films:

He's not the messiah! He's a very naughty boy! (Funniest ever line in a film btw).

You're only meant to blow the bloody doors off!

You're gonna need a bigger boat.

Double jeopardy, Mr Bond!

A Laurel, and Hardy welcome for our new...........................ni**er!
 

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