Quiz round idea: Punchlines

[joemcdokes]

Thought a punchline was the funny bit at the end of a joke or story?
Most of these are quips ,retorts ,who knows what

Come on do you expect someone to start a thread on here and it goes with what they are after.
Just ask for a television in the £600 bracket and someone will stick a link up for one £2500, that's how this place works.

 

[Latka Gravas]

Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan.....

Let battle commence

 

[tunstall birdman]

'Oooo I could crush a grape'.

 

[Ludwig]

It’s nice out !

 

[RJs shoes]

What are we going to do now?
What are we going to do now?
What are we going to do now?

 

[Mozza]

Just like that

 

[parttimer]

Because William Shatner

 

[Johnap]

"He'll regret it to his dying day, if ever he lives that long."

"My name is Plenty O'Toole." - "Named after your father perhaps."

 

[Patch]

If you're having the tyres, I'm having the cassette, fatty!

Eeh, I've left the bairn on the bus!

You haven't got in set of golf clubs in there too, have you?

 

[chelt_mackem]

"Lucky we didn't tell them about the dirty knife"

 

[houst69]

Yer kna what they say. Penguins, pelicans and the Inland Revenue have all got one thing in common.

They can all shove their bills up their arse.

 

[Ivor Biggun]

Shirley a round matching the phrase/punchline with a particular show would be better.

"If you want the rainbow you've got to put up with the rain". Do you know which "philosopher" said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she's just a big pair of tits.”

 

[bigmarlon]

Those aren't pillows.

 

[Roker]

Shirley a round matching the phrase/punchline with a particular show would be better.

"If you want the rainbow you've got to put up with the rain". Do you know which "philosopher" said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she's just a big pair of tits.”

And Don't call me Shirley. Thanks.