Putting your toaster away when not using it

[Smoke Me a Kipper]

Dodge pots.

Do they put the kettle away as well?

 

[Dave Herbal]

My kettles been on twice in the last hour

The only use mine has is to boil water to put into pans or to make our lass a cup of tea once a week.

Leave ours out , be crumbs all over the cupboard if you kept moving it about plus what a waste of cupboard space

Spot on.

 

[Mr.Thunders]

People like this will have a matching kettle

 

[Charmless Man]

Normal people do.

You're clearly a scratter.

Bet you don't clean the crumb tray out either (or even know one exists).

Normal people put their toaster away?

What a whopper.

People like this will have a matching kettle

Mine match but I don’t put either away. They live together on the kitchen bench.

 

[Bishop Mackem]

The toaster gets put in the under stairs here, nice neat and tidy

 

[Smoke Me a Kipper]

The toaster gets put in the under stairs here, nice neat and tidy

With three clockwise wraps of the cable, all of equal size

Could you be arsed just for some toast??
First time I've ever heard of this and I don't know anyone that puts it away. I reckon this is a wind up.

 

[Seaham Towny]

Exactly. Where does it stop? Hoying the microwave in the back of the cupboard when you're done?

What Kev said...

Even me toastie maker is on the counter.

Like toasties me

 

[Bishop Mackem]

With three clockwise wraps of the cable, all of equal size

Could you be arsed just for some toast??
First time I've ever heard of this and I don't know anyone that puts it away. I reckon this is a wind up.

Open cupboard, pick toaster up, walk about 4 steps, put toaster on worktop

It's a piece of piss and makes life easier when cleaning worktops down and saves moving it around if you need more area to prepare food

 

[Mr.Thunders]

Normal people put their toaster away?

What a whopper.



Mine match but I don’t put either away. They live together on the kitchen bench.

It's a phrase from the viz mate, a man who "likes his kettle and toaster to match" is a .....

 

[black cat in france]

Do toast under the grill, it's always there and never put away.

 

[kossoff]

I’m the biggest wrangun. We don’t have a toaster.

I've not owned a toaster for 2 years. I'll be damn sure not to put it away though if I get one.

 

[Grammar Police]

Normal people put their toaster away?

What a whopper.



Mine match but I don’t put either away. They live together on the kitchen bench.

Normal = not a scruffy fucker.

 

[Typhoonftm]

More importantly, who the feck uses a kettle these days?

Instant boiling water tap is the one

Id guess at 99% of households in the uk.

 

[Grammar Police]

Open cupboard, pick toaster up, walk about 4 steps, put toaster on worktop

It's a piece of piss and makes life easier when cleaning worktops down and saves moving it around if you need more area to prepare food

Here talks the man with sense (and hygiene standards).

Imagine the clip of some of these kitchens where they're leaving it out.

Wrang uns.

 

[Typhoonftm]

With three clockwise wraps of the cable, all of equal size

Could you be arsed just for some toast??
First time I've ever heard of this and I don't know anyone that puts it away. I reckon this is a wind up.

I can put mine away in about 3 seconds. Hardly a chore.

Here talks the man with sense (and hygiene standards).

Imagine the clip of some of these kitchens where they're leaving it out.

Wrang uns.

Look at daves for proof. bet hes got mice.

 

[Bishop Mackem]

Id guess at 99% of households in the uk.

Once you get a boiling water tap you never look back mind

 

[Charmless Man]

Here talks the man with sense (and hygiene standards).

Imagine the clip of some of these kitchens where they're leaving it out.

Wrang uns.

It’s absolutely immaculate and the toaster looks great you meth.

 

[daveyc]

Us Dualit lads leave the toaster out like, just so the Breville crew can look and dream.

 

[Smoke Me a Kipper]

Am I the only one who thinks "oh look, some crumbs are on the top. I'd best sweep them up and put them in the bin".

It seems that's a bit too hard for some people in here.

 

[kossoff]

What’s the point of having flat surfaces if not to put things on?

Just to freak the OCD posters out..

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