Putting your toaster away when not using it

[Charmless Man]

And having a carpeted kitchen.

Awful.

 

[Tatty]

Never even questioned it but we use the slow cooker 2 or 3 times a week and put it away when not in use, but the toaster only gets used maybe once a fortnight and is always out

 

[The Exile]

And while we're on, if you own a single two slice toaster you're not a real man.

 

[tunstall birdman]

I have three toasters in my cupboard. One small two slice one, one large two slicer and a four slice one for fat toast slices. So it depends what type of toaster I get out depending on the type bread I buy. Fail to prepare, prepare to fail.

 

[Typhoonftm]

Awful.

Its akin to having it around your bog.

I have three toasters in my cupboard. One small two slice one, one large two slicer and a four slice one for fat toast slices. So it depends what type of toaster I get out depending on the type bread I buy. Fail to prepare, prepare to fail.

Idiot!

 

[Bradford Pete]

10 pages of shite by the same usual deviants - can you sad fucks not find anything better to do with your lives? You've been posting the same owld shite for years.

 

[shepherd88]

Honestly didn't know putting the toaster away was a thing. Seems a bit of clart on.

 

[It'sDefinitelyLloydy]

Dave Herbal doesn’t give two fucks what people think of him .Toppa

quality like. Most people would've perhaps pushed the hoover out of shot or even just removed the towel for the photo but nah, couldn't give a shite. One of my favourite posts ever.

 

[Jack Wolforskin]

I still use a fork.

 

[Shusssh]

I put my toaster in the microwave then the microwave in the fridge. Keeps everything tidy dinnit.
Also the washer can be used as storage space when not in use.

 

[Joe Public]

Why would I leave it out?

Freak

 

[Edinburgh Black Cat]

The crumbs in the bottom can attract ants, mice and cockies when out foreign, so it sometimes pays to seal it in a carrier bag.

Read a handy tip online, pour a pint of water in and it keeps any pests out.

 

[tunstall birdman]

Idiot!

 

[Deleted member 27677]

quality like. Most people would've perhaps pushed the hoover out of shot or even just removed the towel for the photo but nah, couldn't give a shite. One of my favourite posts ever.

His picture of behind his telly was a million times better than that mate

 

[Edinburgh Black Cat]

Toaster & kettle stay out. Slow cooker & George Foreman go in the cupboard.

I don't have a microwave, don't really have the space for it.

 

[Charmless Man]

10 pages of shite by the same usual deviants - can you sad fucks not find anything better to do with your lives? You've been posting the same owld shite for years.

I think this might actually be a novel topic for this place tbh.

 

[brir]

10 pages of shite by the same usual deviants - can you sad fucks not find anything better to do with your lives? You've been posting the same owld shite for years.

You don't really understand the SMB do you?

 

[Dan..Dan..Dan..Dan]

Nor but I put my Hoover away.

What brand is your hoover ?

 

[Mickdundee]

What brand is your hoover ?

Dyson

 

[muggboots]

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Microwave on left above oven, toaster and coffee machine under slidy up shutter thingy on right. nice uncluttered worktop.


Pria de luz?

Blokes like you are the reason women clutter the bar buying separate cocktails.

Some people just like creating work for themselves. They haven’t realised the path to zen enlightenment is to expend as little energy as possible during waking hours. You’ll be telling me that people put their George foremans away as well next.

Says the man with dinosaur toenails behind his sitting room speaker.

What’s the point of having flat surfaces if not to put things on?

Just to freak the OCD posters out..

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Is that a disco themed Smash Martian next to the cooker hood?

By the looks of things he buys pre-chopped carrots and stuff. No wonder he’s in mountains of debt.

Carrots.
Why aye.

Living alone mine was always out on the bench, when our lass moved in, she purchased a tray and it sits on that in a cupboard and is brought out when needed.

The tray doesn’t half stop all the crumbs mind! Possibly one of the most useful things the wife has introduced to my life.

My ex just stopped buying bread. You'll reach that point eventually.