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Durham mags.......

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I've told this story on here before, my first day at the ministry two lasses got up and one of them said "waganfawadinnaz " I honestly swear on my sons life, had no idea what she'd said , untiI I looked at the clock it was midday and realised she must have been alerting me to the fact that they were taking there lunch break.

Aye...Mag alternatives to clocks

Waganfawadinnaz = it's 12 noon on a weekday

Waganfawabannaz = it's 830am on a match day and Sports Direct opens at 9
 

The worst mags you will ever come across are the Darlington set. Plastic as fuck.

It’s quite funny that the mags actual support don’t even respect them

Wankers. I remember when I lived in London and I got the train up one Saturday which happened to be on a SJP match day. I couldn't believe how many Mags got on at Darlo, it was rammed. Could all hear them with their shite Darlo accents.
 
Wankers. I remember when I lived in London and I got the train up one Saturday which happened to be on a SJP match day. I couldn't believe how many Mags got on at Darlo, it was rammed. Could all hear them with their shite Darlo accents.

It’s pathetic mate. Similar to you, I got stuck on a train with them and it was embarrasing how they went on. Putting on fake Geordie accents to fit in ffs :lol:

Apparently they get hugely upset when the mags proper support have a dig at them as well. Hence why they feel the need to go on like twats.
 
Wankers. I remember when I lived in London and I got the train up one Saturday which happened to be on a SJP match day. I couldn't believe how many Mags got on at Darlo, it was rammed. Could all hear them with their shite Darlo accents.


My son was referred to an orthodontist in Darlington when he was younger, I took him down on the train and got a taxi from a rank near to the station to the dental practice as I don't know Darlington.

The bairn was wearing a SAFC shirt and got loads of abuse from the taxi cab people . I could actually hear them talking about us !

When we came out we went into Darlington for a spot of lunch and some shopping there was a covered market of some sort where I was buying a card again the stall holder had a go at the bairn, I said something along the lines of I think I'll just buy from another shop as he's had nothing but abuse all day. Couldn't have changed their tune quick enough " Oh no don't do that we're 50/50 here ! "
 
Sunderland supporting Northumbrians see arrogance, shop bothering, delusions of grandeur, horse punching, messiah worship as well as bellends on here like you and just rejoice in the fact that we support who we do.
I just wish Mackie from Hexham could read these sarkie comments he's a Northumbrian born n bred and one of sunderland finest along with his bro Davey in Haydon Bridge. ... I think a couple of folk on here should emigrate to south Georgia.
 
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