Popular fashion No No's

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Trainers that aren't Adidas Gazelles.
Tops that aren't a Fred Perry polo shirt.
Trousers that aren't blue jeans.
Jackets that aren't Harrington.
Coats that aren't a quilted Barbour.

How did I do?
Badly. Wearing any clothes that are plastered with advertising is the ultimate vulgarity and shows that you lack the confidence to buy clothes according to their quality and style.
 
Personally, I hate those jeans which look like shit catchers, jeans with elasticated bottoms, shoes with no socks, super skinny trackie bottoms at the gym (how can you genuinely workout in them?) and flat caps.
 
Badly. Wearing any clothes that are plastered with advertising is the ultimate vulgarity and shows that you lack the confidence to buy clothes according to their quality and style.

I mean, I was trying to make a joke but none of those garments are actually plastered with advertising.

Mint crack though mate. I’ve met you IRL and you’re hardly a style icon.
 
Men....

Peaky Blinders Caps
Shoes which are darker than your trousers
Belts not being the same colour as your shoes
Loafers
Loafers with jeans
Loafers with boot cut jeans
Boot cut jeans

Women....

Fat women in leggings
Fat women in leggings and a tshirt sat on the top of their arse
High waisted jeans
Dresses made out of tshirt material
Sequins or sparkles when not dressed for a night out
Wearing Ill fitting bras especially with a backless dress which makes it look like they have back tits
 
you can’t really go wrong with plain clothes that fit well and aren’t covered in logos or wacky slogans/pictures. Colourful and bright stuff allowed, but kept to one or two items at a time. Nothing that’s deliberately clashing. Imo you can’t go wrong with this.

What’s the point in being so ahead of the curve fashion wise that you’re standing out as odd and zany? Unless you’re some sort of attention seeking thread nonce. I’m not saying follow the crowd either.

Got mine on now. :cool:

I’d rather cut my feet off than wear them outside though.
I have indoor clothes. Mostly misjudged Christmas and birthday presents. Wear what you want indoors like.
 
An adult man wearing jeans that aren't bootcut.
Unless you're dressing up for a 70's theme party, no-one but absolutely no-one should wear bootcut jeans.

Skinny jeans for adult men are also a no-no.

Straight leg jeans only. Not too wide and not too narrow.

It's not complicated.
 
Men....

Peaky Blinders Caps
Shoes which are darker than your trousers
Belts not being the same colour as your shoes
Loafers
Loafers with jeans
Loafers with boot cut jeans
Boot cut jeans

Women....

Fat women in leggings
Fat women in leggings and a tshirt sat on the top of their arse
High waisted jeans
Dresses made out of tshirt material
Sequins or sparkles when not dressed for a night out
Wearing Ill fitting bras especially with a backless dress which makes it look like they have back tits

I'm sorry, you coordinate the colour of your belt and the colour of your shoes? Is that a thing?
 
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