False teeth found at Stanley

[Botchie]

This is unpalatable. Needs work. Bridges to be built. A veneer of respectability to be restored. To cap it off, it's the molar opposite of what it should be.

Stop filling the thread with puns.

 

[thecloughywobble]

They could have a Cinderella like contest to reunite them with the owner.....Firmino won't win it..he'd have no room in his gob

Ditto Suarez & Klopp.
Joe Jordan could be in with a shout.

Stop filling the thread with puns.

Nee one caries, Botchie, man.

 

[Colbert]

This is unpalatable. Needs work. Bridges to be built. A veneer of respectability to be restored. To cap it off, it's the molar opposite of what it should be.

Cloughy wins the crown for a top set of punnery

 

[Botchie]

Fellatio

Stick teeth in't glas luv, I've got right pan handle on.

 

[thecloughywobble]

Cloughy wins the crown for a top set of punnery

Then has it cruelly snatched from his evil grasp.

 

[hertsmackem]

They will have to drill down into their database to find the owner

 

[forzamilansafc]

Once found a pair of false teeth in the magazine rack in Tesco. Who the hell takes their teeth out when rummaging through the mags in a supermarket?

I was on the metro once and it was raining so the floor was slippy, some bloke got on and slipped straight over, as he hit the floor his false teeth dropped out

 

[Colbert]

Stanley were toothless yesterday like

 

[Boo]

I was on the metro once and it was raining so the floor was slippy, some bloke got on and slipped straight over, as he hit the floor his false teeth dropped out

That really is insult added to injury.

(I now a pop-up ad from Poligrip at the top of the page!).

 

[thecloughywobble]

I was on the metro once and it was raining so the floor was slippy, some bloke got on and slipped straight over, as he hit the floor his false teeth dropped out

I was on the metro once, slipped owa & me top set flew out & arl the rotten sods could dee was piss thasels at my expense. Nee one even had the decency to ask if I was oral reet. Denture think that's a disgrace?

 

[Swindon On Tour]

Accrington have tweeted that they've found a set of false teeth after the game yesterday....they are in the office lol

Anyone going to bite?

Whose are they

 

[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

Fellatio

A gummy bare?

 

[Monkey Hanger]

Years ago (70's) used to drink in the Derry. There was a guy called Phil who used to leave his dentures in his pint so no one would Nick it, the pint that is.

 

[Swindon On Tour]

On another light note.

See this old bloke at Swindon been going for years home and away.
Has no teeth and yesterday a joy to behold eating, or trying to eat jelly babies.
Known as Nemo ........ makes me laugh anyway.

 

[Musicman]

Did the pie van owner not leave them there after crimping the pie crusts

 

[EchoMan]

Ashringshton Shtanley

Shoo are dey?

As me granny would have said.

 

[thecloughywobble]

Years ago (70's) used to drink in the Derry. There was a guy called Phil who used to leave his dentures in his pint so no one would Nick it, the pint that is.

Thowt it was garn to be Limerick time there for a minute marra. Turned out I was wrang side of the border.

 

[Zaragoza]

Thought it was about Stanley, Co Durham but the story would have been about real teeth.

 

[Blyth_Pirate]

Been on the lash all day in consett many moons ago, spewed out my front crown straight down a drain hole outside the Braes hotel. Must have been the force of projectile vomiting.

 

[Bollotti]

I once found a false ear in Ku Club