False teeth found at Stanley

[Bladecat]

Accrington have tweeted that they've found a set of false teeth after the game yesterday....they are in the office lol

Anyone going to bite?

 

[Slow joe]

Whoever lost them must have done a quick gnash from the game.

 

[Dadsarmy73]

Once found a pair of false teeth in the magazine rack in Tesco. Who the hell takes their teeth out when rummaging through the mags in a supermarket?

 

[gipetto]

The owner must have acci-dentally left them there.

 

[Botchie]

They could belong to any of the women in Accrington tbf.

 

[DLT]

Slow news day so just filling their Twitter.

 

[gipetto]

Brace yourselves for an inundation of puns.

 

[Botchie]

Brace yourselves for an inundation of puns.

Stop biting ffs

 

[gipetto]

The office is open until tooth-hurty.

 

[thecloughywobble]

Once found a pair of false teeth in the magazine rack in Tesco. Who the hell takes their teeth out when rummaging through the mags in a supermarket?

Mevvies someone was giving free gum-jobs with every People's Friend?

 

[Dilligaf60]

Thread title of the year so far.
Fux sake man.

 

[thecloughywobble]

The office is open until tooth-hurty.

Thowt that was the Beijing dentist's? I'll turn mesel in for racism.

 

[gipetto]

Thowt that was the Beijing dentist's? I'll turn mesel in for racism.

 

[viccarlton]

They could belong to any of the women in Accrington tbf.

They take them out before............

 

[Churchlanelad]

There’s a picture of them on the report, just in case somebody recognises them.
Accrington Stanley fan leaves false teeth at match

 

[thecloughywobble]

This is unpalatable. Needs work. Bridges to be built. A veneer of respectability to be restored. To cap it off, it's the molar opposite of what it should be.

 

[Botchie]

They take them out before............

Fighting

 

[Bladecat]

Stop biting ffs

They could have a Cinderella like contest to reunite them with the owner.....Firmino won't win it..he'd have no room in his gob

 

[thecloughywobble]

There’s a picture of them on the report, just in case somebody recognises them.
Accrington Stanley fan leaves false teeth at match

Ooph. Looks like they've seen better days.

 

[viccarlton]

Fighting

Fellatio