if you had the cash which american food

[Aituk7]

Sainsburys sell them too. They have a section with American food in.



Never been to America but never fancied going for the food.

The American Aisle

a.k.a
The Heart Attack Hallway
The Cholesterol Corridor
The Stroke Section
The Rotund Range
The Pulmonary Embolism Passage
The Fatty Foodstuffs
The Gout Inducing Groceries
The Massive Peoples Market
The Diabetes Department
The Eatery of Excess
The No Vegetables Vicinity


Down that aisle aye?

 

[HoffTTM]

It's here already.

And rancid

 

[Aituk7]

And rancid

I know people who rate it. I tried it and hated it.

 

[TexasMackem]

We have Hooters here - one in Bristol closed down due to "ugly fat wimmin" protesters

Nah, Hooters isn't the same.

Buffalo Wild Wings is a sports bar that sells about 30 different flavours of buffalo wings. Last time I was in there I was watching the whole Saturday 3pm premier league schedule simultaneously live across 5 huge screens with a basket of Thai green curry flavoured wings and a smorgasbord of guest ales. There's not many more real world events that could've happened to make me happier. I've floated the idea of starting a buffalo wings van business for a few extra quid for years.

 

[houst69]

iHop of course

 

[becs]

The American Aisle

a.k.a
The Heart Attack Hallway
The Cholesterol Corridor
The Stroke Section
The Rotund Range
The Pulmonary Embolism Passage
The Fatty Foodstuffs
The Gout Inducing Groceries
The Massive Peoples Market
The Diabetes Department
The Eatery of Excess
The No Vegetables Vicinity


Down that aisle aye?

They've got Lucky Charms and some other cereal with sweets in, packet mix macaroni cheese that looks vile and several chocolate bars. Why anyone would buy shitey American chocolate when you can go round the corner and buy decent chocolate is beyond me. I like the Nerds and Swedish Fish though.

 

[TexasMackem]

iHop of course

I used to work there. One of the worst jobs I've ever had and the food was vile.

 

[Aituk7]

I used to work there. One of the worst jobs I've ever had and the food was vile.

Do they sell pancakes?

 

[TexasMackem]

Do they sell pancakes?

Yes, but when your blue apron and red tie smell of them, and your car smells of them, you lose your appreciation for them. I had to stop working there because I was getting too nauseous every shift (and the manager was a twat, I got sent home for having stubble once)

 

[RossTheNinja]

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You sicken me to my very core

Did it help with your hangover though?

 

[Aituk7]

Yes, but when your blue apron and red tie smell of them, and your car smells of them, you lose your appreciation for them. I had to stop working there because I was getting too nauseous every shift (and the manager was a twat, I got sent home for having stubble once)

I can imagine mate, I used to live near the nestle factory in york and at first it was nice to smell chocolate but after a while its f***ing awful.

Tbh I reckon pancakes is something you can't mass produce to a decent standard anyway. It needs to be made fresh with proper TLC.

 

[The Lonious Monk]

White castle because of Harold and Kumar...

I think all the half decent ones are here to be fair.

White Castle is meat paste in a bun. f***ing disgusting. Seriously. I don't eat meat anymore but those fuckers are f***ing gross, pal.

 

[Aituk7]

White Castle is meat paste in a bun. f***ing disgusting. Seriously. I don't eat meat anymore but those fuckers are f***ing gross, pal.

It's only cos of Harold and Kumar mate. I can't remember the last time I ate at any fast food takeaway style place... in fact I had a hangover on a train last month and I got a five guys which was alright tbf..... but I think my mcdonalds and KFC days are over.

 

[The Lonious Monk]

Chick-fil-A. Lusherooney

My son's favorite restaurant. But I think that the fact they are closed on Sundays for religious reasons would send the whole of England into a frenzy.

None. They’re all like gross man.

There’s a small chain of high class burger joints in Houston called Becks Prime that used to do a swordfish sandwich and their fries are proper dark brown real spud fries with the skins on. Used to love that place but it hardly qualifies as a franchise.

Let’s face it, as soon as you start getting your bait from a ‘franchise’ you’re well on the way to scratterdom. Taco Bell FFS man. I’m hardly a food snob but I’d rather eat dog meat.

I've been told that there are bars in the Philippines that actually serve that, in case you really are interested.

 

[california_surf]

Panda express. In n out burger.

 

[The Lonious Monk]

In n' Out Burger.

Back when I ate meat this was, hands down, my favorite burger place. There is an In-N-Out very close to LAX that I used to frequent often.

 

[Keawyeds]

Did it help with your hangover though?

I'd say that's more likely to make you projectile vomit

 

[The Lonious Monk]

Red Lobster

Worst f***ing seafood place in the world. I don't get the hype. Don't you fuckers already get the very worst shit from America?!? Why bring more?!?!

 

[Foreigner]

My son's favorite restaurant. But I think that the fact they are closed on Sundays for religious reasons would send the whole of England into a frenzy.
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Yeah that crossed my mind. Probably why they’ve failed elsewhere (I believe South Africa or Australia?).

Fair play for maintaining their Baptist roots at the cost of $$$ IMO.

 

[RossTheNinja]

I'd say that's more likely to make you projectile vomit

Give it a go before you knock it