Last Text Received

[MackemBob]

Just post the last text/message you received.

“Afternoon, how’s things mate.
I hear your an IT saviour!
Next time your around, could I get your assistance in “clearing out” a certain laptop I have...”

 

[JAZZMANB]

Too X rated to share
The early days of romance !!

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

“Sorry about last night mate. I was very drunk, and I know you have said no in the past but I couldn’t could help myself”

From @LondonMackem

 

[Sussex By The Sea]

Are you f***ing coming home tonight or what

 

[ivanthereasonable]

Please don't forget your appointment to give blood. Blood stocks are falling, so every donation counts.

 

[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

From Northumbria Water -
AD RAW, your water should be back on now - it's not a mirage.

 

[Dubai Si]

Jim's popped out to the park to play on the swings. Come round for a quickie.

 

[becs]

Strawberries and Pimms - yum!

from my Mam

 

[Iballistic George]

Just post the last text/message you received.

“Afternoon, how’s things mate.
I hear your an IT saviour!
Next time your around, could I get your assistance in “clearing out” a certain laptop I have...”

It's a bit sad that the last message you received was yesterday afternoon and it's work related and from someone you've clearly not spoken to in a long while.

 

[mux]

FREEMSG:
Your result has came back positive.

Please ring the clinic on 0191 5699021.

 

[PhilSAFC]

A crudely photoshopped picture of a north east news presenters head on the body of a male porn stars body from @Big Duke Six

 

[MackemBob]

It's a bit sad that the last message you received was yesterday afternoon and it's work related and from someone you've clearly not spoken to in a long while.

That’s a weird text to receive.

 

[houst69]

It was your DNA on the dress

 

[Deleted member 40035]

Ok sorry to bother you.

 

[lenshack]

I refer you to my last text.

 

[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

FREEMSG:
Your result has came back positive.

Please ring the clinic on 0191 5699021.

Congrats on your pregnancy pet.

It was your DNA on the dress

To Bill from Monica,

 

[bobpc30]

Won 5.80 last night.

 

[Deleted User 11453]

I’ve got lumps of it around the back

 

[Rotten Johnny]

Stop messaging me you f***ing creep!

 

[Snappy]

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