Last Text Received

[Kevj]

Missed call: this person/number called at 14:22 on 17th Aug but left no message.

 

[Motor City Cobra]

Ok x

 

[Fred Secrets]

No DOES mean no, you prick! I'm bleeding now & it's not cos I'm on the blob.

 

[Charmless Man]

“Yes free of charge”

 

[peachy]

tick tick tick

 

[madone]

 

[r@mside]

"Will be dropping him off bout 11:30 "

It's a bit sad that the last message you received was yesterday afternoon and it's work related and from someone you've clearly not spoken to in a long while.

I'd block the fecker, no need to be putting up with that crack

 

[Big Duke Six]

A crudely photoshopped picture of a north east news presenters head on the body of a male porn stars body from @Big Duke Six

Reported.

 

[ToneSAFC73]

Lol i am a well oiled machine bonny lad

 

[HABA87]

Already done it

 

[Curry]

Stop f***ing following me around. I'm forwarding all your dick pics onto your friends and family.

 

[Aituk7]

Paul Gallagher is fat as fuck.

 

[Big Duke Six]

Royal mail delivered your item.

 

[gazc24]

No carnt be arsed just goimg to watch it on the tele to be honest a forgot all about it

 

[Slow joe]

Brilliant. Thanks.

 

[girojim]

If you had kept looking 6 shops along lol x

 

[peil]

5 days 4 nights

 

[KarenDent]

We will have to stick together definitely

 

[Frijj]

Spoiler alert: You never see the deep fried kebab

 

[SAFCGardian]

Ok I'll come get it x