How do you get rid of your garden waste?

[safcrob]

Cant get anymore in the brown bin and cant shove it in the green because it gets checked. I'm not paying £30, i'd rather just let all the garden overgrow with weeds.

 

[Occam's Razor]

Fly tipping.

 

[HANDSOME_DAN]

Bag it up and wait for your bin to be emptied or take it to the tip.

 

[dixonsafc]

Don’t be a meth and sort your garden out more regularly?

 

[mysticmackem]

I take mine down to the tip. Costs me nowt, cos I'm passing it anyway.

 

[Effrafax]

Put in bags, take to tip.

It’s really not that difficult.

 

[Dennis]

I pay the £30 a year. But I'm not tight as fuck.

 

[Space Hopper]

I used to make loads of money clearing leaves from gardens. I was raking it in.

 

[Deleted member 559]

Toss it over the back fence

 

[mini-x2]

Straight in the green bin. Anyone who pays for the brown one to get emptied must be a right mug.

 

[Vinny the Mackem]

Cement over it.

 

[The Exile]

Toss it over the back fence

Side fence is closer.

 

[Nicky Winterwasp]

Cant get anymore in the brown bin and cant shove it in the green because it gets checked. I'm not paying £30, i'd rather just let all the garden overgrow with weeds.

Well they don't rummage through your green bin. Just hoy something over the top

 

[dangermows]

Gardening ffs

 

[Arkle]

Fly tipping.

So, if you give decent gratuities to flies they take your garden waste away?

 

[mickeymoor]

Make a compost heap like us proper gardeners

 

[Discopants91]

Dig a hole in the garden and bury it.

Rinse and repeat.

 

[Occam's Razor]

So, if you give decent gratuities to flies they take your garden waste away?

No, I pile all of my garden waste onto the backs of flies, then drive the precarious heap to the countryside and tip it over.

 

[burro nunn]

You can put it in the green bin anyway.

 

[Boinger]

Have an agreement with both neighbours if any one of us bins are full use the others. Very very rare we do our gardens at the same time.