How do you get rid of your garden waste?

Discussion in 'SMB' started by safcrob, Aug 10, 2018.

  1. safcrob

    safcrob Central Defender

    Cant get anymore in the brown bin and cant shove it in the green because it gets checked. I'm not paying £30, i'd rather just let all the garden overgrow with weeds.
     
  2. Occam's Razor

    Occam's Razor Striker

    Fly tipping.
     
  3. HANDSOME_DAN

    HANDSOME_DAN Central Defender

    Bag it up and wait for your bin to be emptied or take it to the tip.
     
  4. dixonsafc

    dixonsafc Striker

    Don’t be a meth and sort your garden out more regularly?
     
  5. mysticmackem

    mysticmackem Midfield

    I take mine down to the tip. Costs me nowt, cos I'm passing it anyway.
     
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  6. Effrafax

    Effrafax Midfield

    Put in bags, take to tip.

    It’s really not that difficult.
     
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  7. Dennis

    Dennis Full Back

    I pay the £30 a year. But I'm not tight as fuck.
     
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  8. Space Hopper

    Space Hopper Midfield

    I used to make loads of money clearing leaves from gardens. I was raking it in.
     
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  9. Bishop Boy

    Bishop Boy Winger

    Toss it over the back fence
     
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  10. mini-x2

    mini-x2 Striker

    Straight in the green bin. Anyone who pays for the brown one to get emptied must be a right mug.
     
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  11. Cement over it.
     
  12. The Exile

    The Exile Striker

    Side fence is closer.
     
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  13. Nicky Winterwasp

    Nicky Winterwasp Midfield

    Well they don't rummage through your green bin. Just hoy something over the top
     
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  14. dangermows

    dangermows Striker

    Gardening ffs :lol:
     
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  15. Arkle

    Arkle Striker Contributor

    So, if you give decent gratuities to flies they take your garden waste away?
     
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  16. mickeymoor

    mickeymoor Goalkeeper

    Make a compost heap like us proper gardeners
     
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  17. Discopants91

    Discopants91 Striker

    Dig a hole in the garden and bury it.

    Rinse and repeat.
     
  18. Occam's Razor

    Occam's Razor Striker

    No, I pile all of my garden waste onto the backs of flies, then drive the precarious heap to the countryside and tip it over.
     
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  19. burro nunn

    burro nunn Winger

    You can put it in the green bin anyway.
     
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  20. Boinger

    Boinger Winger

    Have an agreement with both neighbours if any one of us bins are full use the others. Very very rare we do our gardens at the same time.
     
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