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First thing I do when purchasing a new phone is get a chunky, smash proof case for it. I’ve never had so much as a scratch on any of my iPhones. Why doesn’t everyone do that?
Because you look like an absolute spenk
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First thing I do when purchasing a new phone is get a chunky, smash proof case for it. I’ve never had so much as a scratch on any of my iPhones. Why doesn’t everyone do that?
You must have lowds ov fakin maneyNever ever smashed a phone screen. If I did, I'd get it repaired immediately.
Whenever I see anyone with a smashed phone screen I think their life must be in a bit of a mess.
Because you look like an absolute spenk
You must have lowds ov fakin maney
But you'd get it repaired immediately? Thats an expensive thing to do
Why would I need loads of money? I've never broken a phone.
But you'd get it repaired immediately? Thats an expensive thing to do
Aye, and would you pay that back within the month?Is it? Just put it on the AMEX not a problem.
Aye, and would you pay that back within the month?
Nope, read an article about it a while back. Most people in consumer tests (or product testing whatever) were feeding back that plastic feels cheap, while the glass feels premium. We started buying glass backed phones and manufacturers switched to glass.Or the stuff inside them was better? And of course, make them more fragile and expensive, coincidence?
You may as well buy a new phone..Probably. I was being funny, how much does a new screen for an iPhone cost?
You may as well buy a new phone..
You must keep it wrapped in bubble wrapNope, read an article about it a while back. Most people in consumer tests (or product testongt whatever) were feeding back that plastic feels cheap, while the glass feels premium. We started buying glass backed phones and manufacturers switched to glass.
I've dropped my pixel loads of times (including off a balcony) screen is fine.
You won't get it straight away, and your insurance goes up.I'd claim it on the insurance then. New phone for me.
Not sure about an iPhone. Lass at work got a new screen and battery for her Samsung whatever for under a ton a couple of months back.Probably. I was being funny, how much does a new screen for an iPhone cost?
Got one of those card holder covers to save me carrying a wallet.You must keep it wrapped in bubble wrap
You won't get it straight away, and your insurance goes up.
You must keep it wrapped in bubble wrap
You won't get it straight away, and your insurance goes up.
They're not built to last these days.Just look after your stuff better mate that’s all I can tell you.
They're not built to last these days.
Because you look like an absolute spenk
You must have lowds ov fakin maney
I don't expect to buy a decent phone and find its made of bone china though.Not if you’re clumsy and careless, no.
Impossible. Only a complete cock wouldn’t protect it in a case. I’m presuming you’re one?
He’d like you to think that.
I don't expect to buy a decent phone and find its made of bone china though.
And then have to buy a case made of stronger material to protect it..