Things that irritate you more than they should

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When people make it impossible to understand what the fuck they are talking about, such as using "thing" as a universal noun for every separate thing they're describing and downright using the wrong words for what it is they're trying to say; then when those people lose their shit with you for not being able to work out what the fuck they are talking about
 


Cockney Mackem said:
When people make it impossible to understand what the fuck they are talking about, such as using "thing" as a universal noun for every separate thing they're describing and downright using the wrong words for what it is they're trying to say; then when those people lose their shit with you for not being able to work out what the fuck they are talking about
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Take a cold bath Cockerley, no idea what the fcuk you are on about.

And I doubt anyone else has either.
 
Cockney Mackem said:
... when people manually turn the sound on the TV down to zero instead of just pressing the f***ing mute button
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In relation to another thread, lying bastard employment agents. :mad:

I should just accept the fact that many of them are money-grabbing cowboys who manipulate the facts and sometimes spin an elaborate fiction, making paedophiles look like upstanding members of the community.
 
Indian call centres where you can barely understand what's being said.
 
dixonsafc said:
When you ring a company, speak to some switchboard Doris who asks you what you are after. You spend 5 minutes explaining, she says she’ll pass you through to someone who can help. That person has no idea what you want and you have to repeat the whole thing again.

Surely it can’t be that hard to pass the information on?
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Switchboard Doris is a nosy bitch hun x
 
Aituk7 said:
Cost me mate a lot of money some fucker doing that :lol:
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Years ago I picked up my brand new GTi Golf from Fulwell and went to look at a job in Bishop Auckland. The taxi in front of me moved forward at the Carrville roundabout, as I looked right to check the traffic he stopped and I bumped into him. No damage done and I rang his gaffer to explain. He burst out laughing and let me off. The car had 17 miles on.
 
muggboots said:
Years ago I picked up my brand new GTi Golf from Fulwell and went to look at a job in Bishop Auckland. The taxi in front of me moved forward at the Carrville roundabout, as I looked right to check the traffic he stopped and I bumped into him. No damage done and I rang his gaffer to explain. He burst out laughing and let me off. The car had 17 miles on.
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Fuck.... lucky no damage done like!!! Brand new aswell :lol: I bet your heart stopped for a second there!
 
the boot said:
When you phone the bank, you key in your pass code and tell the automatic machine your password.
Then you key in the account number and sort code.

Get through and the person on the line asks you all the same security questions!!!
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I was shocked the other day when I used all the automation for a credit card company and got everything done without speaking to a human.
 
I am in Sainsburys and using the machine because there are a line of 20 people being served by one stressed out looking lad. The machine flashes a warning that it has short changed me by 5p and at the same time the machine next to me starts doing an impersonation of Close Encounters with flashing red lights and so on. After the stressed lad has finished dealing with it I point out the machine owes me money. "What 5p ?" he says and I reply "Yes only 5p but its a matter of principle". The twatting machine could have given me 5p too much but it decided to add to Sainsburys millions by ripping me off.
 
PinzaC55 said:
I am in Sainsburys and using the machine because there are a line of 20 people being served by one stressed out looking lad. The machine flashes a warning that it has short changed me by 5p and at the same time the machine next to me starts doing an impersonation of Close Encounters with flashing red lights and so on. After the stressed lad has finished dealing with it I point out the machine owes me money. "What 5p ?" he says and I reply "Yes only 5p but its a matter of principle". The twatting machine could have given me 5p too much but it decided to add to Sainsburys millions by ripping me off.
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People like this.
 
Cyclists riding with their knees pointing out at 90% fat *****!
 
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