Things that irritate you more than they should

[Some Random Guy]

Yes, it's nicer with the milk in first

Bet you drink 2% beer and sit down to take a piss.

 

[Horatio Pugwash]

Yes, it's nicer with the milk in first

The tea doesn't brew properly so it ends up weak as piss.

How can you be adding milk to boiling water? You make the tea in the cup/mug/pot with boiling water. let it brew. Add the milk, by which time the tea is well off boiling.

I'm still none the wiser.
I'm going to make myself two cups of tea to find out.

 

[Some Random Guy]

I'm still none the wiser.
I'm going to make myself two cups of tea to find out.

Go for it. The one with just water will brew faster.

 

[tunstall birdman]

I was always the driver aswell. To be fair I hated them before we went out but I came home richer which is more important than having friends.

 

[IAmZlatan]

Putting milk in first is the correct way. If you add milk to boiling water it becomes scalded and tastes bitter. Adding hot water to milk allows the milk time to heat up without scalding.

You’ve got this mixed up here mind. Milk first if the tea’s coming from a teapot, no one’s putting milk into boiling water, you let the tea brew then put it in.

 

[Some Random Guy]

You’ve got this mixed up here mind. Milk first if the tea’s coming from a teapot, no one’s putting milk into boiling water, you let the tea brew then put it in.

This lad knows his tea.

 

[cornish mackem]

Bet you drink 2% beer and sit down to take a piss.

Do they make such a thing? I've seen 2% cider.
As for pissing sitting down, no, how can you wash the skiddies off the bowl if you can't see what your doing ?

 

[Barnacle Boy]

All the empty seats every time I watch Man City play at home

 

[Chugger]

"top top player
"top top team"
etc

 

[mysticmackem]

Supermarkets ... Usually owld blokes, (strangely usually wearing flat caps) wandering around whistling some unrecognisable tune......................Usually fat ugly charver boilers, loudly making clacking noises with their chutty.

***** who don't take their backpacks off when they get on public transport, and batter everybody with the backpack as they progress down the aisle

 

[praha12]

People who have milk with tea

 

[peil]

when I did have a wall thingy she purposely put the bog roll on with the loose flappy bit next to the wall, like they do in f***ing Scotland ffs

whew, no need to call an entire nation out there

 

[cornish mackem]

I'm still none the wiser.
I'm going to make myself two cups of tea to find out.

1 for you and 1 for your boyfriend?

 

[WildTurkey]

Freaks who put the milk into a cuppa tea before the water

People who say cuppa tea

If you insist on using the word it just cuppa

 

[Marty Moose]

Lazy fuckers who kerb crawl at 5mph around car parks desperate for a space right at the door, holding up a queue of cars behind them rather than just bastard well parking in the hundreds of empty spaces that might require the fat pigs to have to walk for more than 10 seconds

 

[Barnacle Boy]

People who say cuppa tea

If you insist on using the word it just cuppa

There are that many coffee drinking wranguns on here I added it for clarity

 

[Crook Mackem]

Teenagers

 

[martinlumley]

Radio 2 contestants on Ken Bruce's Popmaster quiz. When ken says 'ready'?, and they answer 'ready as I'll ever be Ken'.........
how the fuck do you know how ready you're going to be for the rest of your life? Wankers!

 

[Marcosplace]

"top top player
"top top team"
etc

And massive club

 

[Fred Secrets]

Ambulances parking on my street.