Sparkling water

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Big Cat

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Much better than normal H2O.

Why does every bellend serving in a shop feel the need to point out that the water I intend to buy is sparkling? A KNAR MAN!
Yes I'm a wrang'un/fanny/puff but I like it (sparkling water not being weird)

Does this nark anyone else or just me?
 
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Carbonated water is f***ing minging.

If I ever take a swig my face contorts as if it expects some kind of flavour instead of just gassy f***ing watter.

It's for lasses and yuppies. Since I have the misfortune of knowing the op I can tell you he is neither but he is a colossal bellend as evidenced by this thread.
 
Big Cat said:
Much better than normal H2O.

Why does every bellend serving in a shop feel the need to point out that the water I intend to buy is sparkling? A KNAR MAN!
Yes I'm a wrang'un/fanny/puff but I like it (sparkling water not being weird)

Does this nark anyone else or just me?
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Class with a a couple of slices of lemon/lime
 
dickie mc rich said:
Tastes like salt water/dishwater. I’d rather drink the contents of a yeti’s ball sack direct from the source than drink that shite.
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Apart from not tasting anything like sea water or dish water (unless you wash your dishes in sparking water like) and the fact I wouldn't go anywhere near a yetis ball sack, I couldn't agree more!
 
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