Sparkling water

[Big Cat]

Much better than normal H2O.

Why does every bellend serving in a shop feel the need to point out that the water I intend to buy is sparkling? A KNAR MAN!
Yes I'm a wrang'un/fanny/puff but I like it (sparkling water not being weird)

Does this nark anyone else or just me?

 

[monkeytassle]

Alright Bobby Boucher

 

[ajthemackem]

Can drink a shit load compared to still. Sometimes mix it with fresh orange. Underrrated.

 

[Barnacle Boy]

Alright Bobby Boucher

 

[Big Cat]

Alright Bobby Boucher

"Momma said"

Can drink a shit load compared to still. Sometimes mix it with fresh orange. Underrrated.

The smart water stuff is incredible, very lightly carbonated so it doesn't make you burp up half your stomach.
Also from Morpeth iirc.

 

[mux]

Carbonated water is f***ing minging.

If I ever take a swig my face contorts as if it expects some kind of flavour instead of just gassy f***ing watter.

It's for lasses and yuppies. Since I have the misfortune of knowing the op I can tell you he is neither but he is a colossal bellend as evidenced by this thread.

 

[PhilSAFC]

it's horrible and not as god intended.

 

[Sleepy]

Much better than normal H2O.

Why does every bellend serving in a shop feel the need to point out that the water I intend to buy is sparkling? A KNAR MAN!
Yes I'm a wrang'un/fanny/puff but I like it (sparkling water not being weird)

Does this nark anyone else or just me?

Class with a a couple of slices of lemon/lime

 

[dickie mc rich]

Tastes like salt water/dishwater. I’d rather drink the contents of a yeti’s ball sack direct from the source than drink that shite.

 

[Dennis]

It's lush

 

[Sleepy]

Tastes like salt water/dishwater. I’d rather drink the contents of a yeti’s ball sack direct from the source than drink that shite.

Apart from not tasting anything like sea water or dish water (unless you wash your dishes in sparking water like) and the fact I wouldn't go anywhere near a yetis ball sack, I couldn't agree more!

 

[Cockney Mackem]

Hair salons for men??

Sparkling water??

What the fuck happened?

 

[Sleepy]

Hair salons for men??

Sparkling water??

What the fuck happened?

Nee wonder people whack you in the boat race!

Times change

 

[Cockney Mackem]

Nee wonder people whack you in the boat race!

Times change

Who the fuck whacks me in the boat race?

 

[becs]

Carbonated water is f***ing minging.

It's for lasses and yuppies.

Hew! I agree with you, it's minging!

 

[Arkle]

Who the fuck whacks me in the boat race?

The mafia?

 

[Sleepy]

Who the fuck whacks me in the boat race?

Have I got the wrong person here?

Was it not you who posted pics of big shiner after being whacked?

 

[Arkle]

Have I got the wrong person here?

Was it not you who posted pics of big shiner after being whacked?

That was London Mackem, who currently appears to be banned.

 

[Cockney Mackem]

Have I got the wrong person here?

Was it not you who posted pics of big shiner after being whacked?

No but at least one other person has mistaken me for someone else, so I'm wondering if there's some poor bastard out there copping the flak for my rough and tumble approach to the Internet, wondering what the fuck is going on

 

[lostinfrance]

Love the stuff but it gives me the squirts.
Handy when I’m bloated and need flushing through.