Victims of violent assaults

[LondonMackem]

Yep, which is why jealous as fuck folk kick your head in.

Exactly. It's an obvious reaction when you're fat and ugly with a minging bird.

 

[TheWanderer]

Would save the NHS millions.

Right, what's your problem? STOP TALKING!! Just toughen the fuck up. NEXT.

We have become too f***ing soft as a nation haven't we!

 

[dangermows]

Exactly. It's an obvious reaction when you're fat and ugly with a minging bird.

Indeed. Take it as a compliment marra.

 

[supermackem123]

30 . He should be calming down by now.I know a bloke who had arms the size of Garth he was an arsehole off the drink as well though. He moved towns went into a local pub full of people he didn't know and started giving it the big un. His usually set of arse licking chums wernt with him he just had one or two pals. He started on some well known head from that area (who had a lot more of his arse licking chums) and ended up getting his eyes gouged by this blokes thumbs. He is now blind in one eye and no fucker has seen him in ages no pun intended.
This big fucker failed to realise that some of these smaller fuckers have small man syndrome and are aggressive as fuck and don't fight using Queensbury rules. You should tell your friend to calm down or consider doing some self defense of some kind if he keeps getting in scrapes because one day he might bump into a nasty fucker who will give him more than just a clip round the ear hole.
As for me personaly well I look about 20 times harder than I actually am so I don't get much bother well that and I'm 42 and way past looking for scraps.

Jesus man! That's mental!!!!

I don't know why people go out looking for bother like, if you're in need to prove to everyone you can fight then go in a Boxing Ring, simple as that.

After a few beers all I want to do is get myself a Chicken Kebab and watch MOTD at stupid-o-clock in the Morning which I've taped on Sky+.

 

[Kev75]

Jesus man! That's mental!!!!

I don't know why people go out looking for bother like, if you're in need to prove to everyone you can fight then go in a Boxing Ring, simple as that.

After a few beers all I want to do is get myself a Chicken Kebab and watch MOTD at stupid-o-clock in the Morning which I've taped on Sky+.

Well I'm like you. I'm a sensible boke and keep away from trouble (and I'm a happy drunk probably because I only drink probably one a fortnight unless on holiday). Your second sentence is spot on as well. Unfortunately some blokes think they are ten men after a couple of pints. My advice would be to anybody going out in a different area than they are used to is watch out for the quite fuckers who don't smile and actually don't make much eye contact but give you the occasional glance.........ticking time bombs. I have much less fear of the big loud fuckers ( they might give you a clip but aren't usually tooled up or inherently nasty as they rely on their size).
I always hated fighting when I was younger and tried to avoid it but somehow always got into situations. Thank fuck them days are done and dusted.

 

[Some Random Guy]

I was 17 (Second time at the bottom of a circle of boots) when I realised the money saved on the Metro or Bus was not a worth paying for with my blood.

That's it mate, a taxi only cost a fiver.

Not worth the hassle.

If I hadn't been f***ing mashed I'd have been able to put him on his arse like.

 

[Tex]

I've told him mate, he literally wouldn't harm a fly out of drink, but likes to act as the 'Class Clown' after a few Beers. I remember once in Sinatra's, he took a video of himself going around the Pub asking people where the Winter Gardens is and put on a pathetic German accent, then asking for them to buy him a beer. Not remotely funny, also ruins the night for us as we are constantly on edge, waiting for him next little 'Thing'.

Then, he starts bothering people on the Bandits telling them how to win everytime. Not realising, he's intruding on their space. Then, if they win, he sometimes asks for a few quid as he helped them.

He always asks for an arm wrestle match with me (Knowing he's going to win as he's arms are huge) he's always got to prove to everyone he's the boy.

Lukcily, he's rarely out these days, he's class out of drink, but I tend to not bother going out if he's out. I can't be bothered with it, I want to relax when I'm out.

He's like 30 but acts like a 16 year old.

This bloke sounds like a complete tosser. Why do you have people like that as mates, regardless what they're like off the drink? Aside from being an arsehole he could easily get you embroiled in serious bother, and even violence aside that's rancid behaviour in any situation. We have a limited amount of time on this planet - why spend it in the company of wankers just cos you've known him since the juniors or he lives round your way? He'd be dropped like a bad habit if he was my 'mate'.