Nipple Salad
Winger
She needs to buy one of those electric fly swatters
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Just wish you'd knock the landing light off, kid sare having nightmares ffs.
It's next doors kids mate.Definitely wouldn't do it if I had kids!
Well we can rule out @tunstall birdman.
Hard to guess considering some of the f***ing weirdos on here?Site with a red and white background
Definitely someone off here.
Or not in her case....straight too ikea for the biggest wooden spoons she can findMary loves Dick
Own up - who keeps getting Mr Happy out and making the missus cry?
https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_b...-to-expect-DH-to-keep-it-in-his-trousers?pg=1
She needs to buy one of those electric fly swatters
Keep them away from the eyes mind, oof ya bastard!Me and our lass have had fun with one of them before we got a violet wand.
That site is f***ing mental
Some stupid bitch saying it's abuse...Bit of an exegerration like. Why on earth would she ask for advice about this issue.
"Use a water Pistol", "Phone the Police" and my personal favourite - "Put some chilli on it" If a bird put Chilli on my knob I'd think it was game on and slap her arse whilst she was doing it
All she has to do is fight Fire with Fire and get her rat out covered in Crab Sauce, That'll put him off. They could have a 'Nude off' if you like.
Thanks for sharing this Bec's it Made me laugh like.
Love the typical Woman replies too "Thanks for sharing this babe xx"