Mr Happy

[becs]

Own up - who keeps getting Mr Happy out and making the missus cry?

https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_b...-to-expect-DH-to-keep-it-in-his-trousers?pg=1

 

[Malloy]

Own up - who keeps getting Mr Happy out and making the missus cry?

https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_b...-to-expect-DH-to-keep-it-in-his-trousers?pg=1

Might be the fella down Roker today

 

[The Resource]

Well we can rule out @tunstall birdman.

 

[The Legendary Tongue]

She should've hid it in her mouth.

 

[Charmless Man]

Site with a red and white background

Definitely someone off here.

 

[Cockney Mackem]

That site is f***ing mental

 

[alexander]

Was wondering how long it would take before someone on there suggested she made a list.

 

[Tommasi]

Site with a red and white background f***ing brilliant- if it is someone off here thats guaranteed GERLD

 

[Deleted member 31333]

Some of the replies in that thread

 

[Frijj]

I'm ruling myself out of the running for this one lads

 

[black cat in france]

Site with a red and white background

Definitely someone off here.

Just can't help meself, she's always twisting on about summat, tried anal once said she didn't like it then she said it had made her whole week.Cannit live with them , cannit live with them, that's women.

 

[Discopants91]

Count herself lucky it wasn't Mr Messy.

 

[The Legendary Tongue]

Count herself lucky it wasn't Mr Messy.

Oooooh matron

 

[Deleted member 31333]

'Have you ever considered that a penis is, in fact, a deadly weapon'

 

[CatRyan]

Sounds to me like he wants to have sex with his wife and has run out of ideas. He probably hasn't thought about talking it through with her.

 

[sidneyeric]

The replies man, ffs it's a bit of fun, what a miserable twat she sounds like.

 

[Kevj]

Site with a red and white background f***ing brilliant- if it is someone off here thats guaranteed GERLD

I'm waiting for someone to write the parody thread; Our lass doesn't like my willy.

 

[The Legendary Tongue]

Mary loves Dick

 

[Charmless Man]

The replies man, ffs it's a bit of fun, what a miserable twat she sounds like.

It's not a bit of fun if it's making her life a misery tbf.

I'm no stranger to dancing across the landinf windmilling 'Mr Happy', but if something like that was seriously upsetting my lass I'd stop.

 

[black cat in france]

It's not a bit of fun if it's making her life a misery tbf.

I'm no stranger to dancing across the landinf windmilling 'Mr Happy', but if something like that was seriously upsetting my lass I'd stop.

Just wish you'd knock the landing light off, kid sare having nightmares ffs.