Ideas For a New Business

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Make up franchises inside greggs. Cornflake coloured ladies could have wass eyebrows drawn on in jet black pencil whilst putting themselves outside of a steak bake.
 


Tramp-o-lean

Get rid of a pesky vagrant that's taken over a political party by going round with the boys and 'aving a word.
 
Epping said:
Giant hamster wheels to be fitted in prison.

they have to generate so much electric and then a flap opens and gives them some food.


generate to eat programme I call it. Reach a target and they get half a lager thrown in at the end of the day.

fit them into dole offices too.
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It's already been done. Oscar Wilde had 6 months of "the endless staircase".

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Seems you were more likely to be picked for it if you still wore your top hat and tails in the nick.
 
Seaham Towny said:
Project for work.

Oh wise SMB please give me your most weird and wonderful ideas for a new business that I can pitch in a Dragon's Den style environment.

Or just tell me to fuck off.

I know how this place operates
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A bumming aid to prevent deafness!
 
Invent something that costs a penny to make, you can sell for a Pound and something every house in the World would want one.
 
anotherfinemessi said:
It's already been done. Oscar Wilde had 6 months of "the endless staircase".

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Seems you were more likely to be picked for it if you still wore your top hat and tails in the nick.
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which proves it work..

bit of technological nouse you could get an inverter in there with a more efficient whell to generate a fair bit opf power... good flywheel..

I reckon one prisoner could do enough to power one house
 
niknak_123 said:
Invent something that costs a penny to make, you can sell for a Pound and something every house in the World would want one.
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called an iPhone isnt it? although it may cost a penny to make - they inflated the selling for a pound bit...
 
Seaham Towny said:
Project for work.

Oh wise SMB please give me your most weird and wonderful ideas for a new business that I can pitch in a Dragon's Den style environment.

Or just tell me to fuck off.

I know how this place operates
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This is genuine and i may do it when it suits
Grave tenderer.Would suit a retired person.Charge a fee to visit graves in a given radius,fresh flowers,tidy etc etc.Take pic and relay back to relatives etc.The hard bit would be reaching potential customers
How does Sarah in Hull know you can tend her Mams grave?
 
'Dildomi'

A new sport, similar to sumo but instead of fat Japs a couple of stunning ladies backing onto a double ended dildo. Start off with events in pub car parks, move onto mega arenas, then syndicate it to global TV networks, sell merch, etc, etc. Maintain diversity by also have Dildomi divisions for puffs and wheelchair users (competitors not allowed to put their brakes).

As this idea is recorded here for posterity I would automatically expect and demand a share of royalties.
 
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