Ideas For a New Business

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Seaham Towny

Seaham Towny

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Project for work.

Oh wise SMB please give me your most weird and wonderful ideas for a new business that I can pitch in a Dragon's Den style environment.

Or just tell me to fuck off.

I know how this place operates
 


online witch - get people to send you personal effects for a spell, then bring them their wishes come true for £1000 a go...
 
Lend people large amounts of chocolate, to be repaid monthly in small instalments of chocolate with a percentage of extra chocolate added.
 
Seaham Towny said:
Winning so far


This is a close 2nd
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people say pylons are ugly.. they say turbines are ugly.


so put them together and you are sorted... double ugly.

pylons are there anyway and then a transformer could feed it straight into the system.

only little turbines... could fit 3 or 4 or each pylon.
 
A program where the unemployed have to at least attempt to find work in order to obtain government benefits!

Oh hang on, this needs to be semi reasonable..... A machine to crush coal into Diamonds to save the African slaves from having to dig to find them.
 
Discopants91 said:
Pool/snooker table beds.

Can be a table during the day that converts to a bed at night (double or single).

Who wouldn't want that??
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they exist... or did in the 80s... i wanted one when i was a bairn but my folks wouldnt get me one, i suspect if i found them again today the current mrs errant (no) wouldnt let me get one...
 
Tattoo removal cream based on a Zinc Oxide formula to bring the ink to the top of the skin followed by my secret ingredient to break the ink down.
 
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