Mormons

[bernardbresslaw]

On Ch4 now - madder than muslims?

 

[muggboots]

Been haunted by them for years as my mam and dad live behind the church.

 

[Tees Exile]

Err maybe it in a less explosive way

 

[bernardbresslaw]

Been haunted by them for years as my mam and dad live behind the church.

Dead ones?

 

[HABA87]

I'm sure that lass just said her ma was on of the oldest of 36 kids.

One wife at a time and two or three bairns is enough IMO.

 

[bernardbresslaw]

Where do they get the money for all the wives & kids?
And where do all the lasses come from - if loads of blokes have 3 or 4 wives where does that leave the lads with the small cocks?

 

[HABA87]

Where do they get the money for all the wives & kids?
And where do all the lasses come from - if loads of blokes have 3 or 4 wives where does that leave the lads with the small cocks?

I have a sneaking feeling the gene pool isn't that expansive.

 

[zwartekat]

Dead ones?

You can convert your dead ancestors to become Mormons. I'm not even going to start on the fun you could have with that.

 

[Finnman]

I have a sneaking feeling the gene pool isn't that expansive.

Very delicately put

 

[hefty em]

Gordon is a mormon.

 

[mcq10]

Watching it now. They are not monsters either. Easily shaggable tbf


Why on earth you'd want more than one wife is beyond me

Poor @tunstall birdman cant catch a break and these fuckers are lording it up with 3 birds a piece

 

[muggboots]

Dead ones?

One day on my way to school I missed the 106 bus outside the Rosedene because it was early by 2 minutes. In those days I was too nice to tell people to fuck off so I was stuck with 2 Canadian Mormons for 20 minutes until the next bus came. I've still got the book of Mormon in the house.

 

[bernardbresslaw]

So if these mormons think that Jesus ended up in the USA do the ones in Shields think he lived at the Nook?

 

[muggboots]

You can convert your dead ancestors to become Mormons. I'm not even going to start on the fun you could have with that.

They do it anyway apparently by recovering dead people's names from the public records.

 

[tunstall birdman]

Watching it now. They are not monsters either. Easily shaggable tbf


Why on earth you'd want more than one wife is beyond me

Poor @tunstall birdman cant catch a break and these fuckers are lording it up with 3 birds a piece

I've dated and necked on with a Jehovah's Witness though and it was me that was doing the knocking, on the door to her heart.

 

[bernardbresslaw]

I've dated and necked on with a Jehovah's Witness though and it was me that was doing the knocking, on the door to her heart.

aye reeto

 

[zwartekat]

They do it anyway apparently by recovering dead people's names from the public records.

I like their style. Nice people and the origins of their religion is an absolute hoot.

 

[tunstall birdman]

aye reeto

Honestly I did.

 

[mcq10]

I've dated and necked on with a Jehovah's Witness though and it was me that was doing the knocking, on the door to her heart.

These Mormon birds will love that soppy shit marra. Get yourself over to the USA for fun and frolics.

I hope these two lez off as well

 

[tunstall birdman]

These Mormon birds will love that soppy shit marra. Get yourself over to the USA for fun and frolics.

I hope these two lez off as well

They'll be shouting 'MORE MAN!!' when I'm stuck up them.