Mormons

[Thurston]

What does he do for a living

Cry over his peculiar life choices.

 

[bernardbresslaw]

What does he do for a living

Postie.

 

[muggboots]

Bet they tell the story of when they were stuck with this borin little bastard at a bus stop in Sunderland to this day

Did they bump into you like?

 

[tunstall birdman]

Did she let you in ir did you have to get a foot in first?

No, I just ran my tear soaked finger tips down her window pane.

 

[zwartekat]

No, I just ran my tear soaked finger tips down her window pane.

In the Weirdo Cup Final it's TB 1 - Mormons 0.

 

[tunstall birdman]

In the Weirdo Cup Final it's TB 1 - Mormons 0.

 

[Thurston]

No, I just ran my tear soaked finger tips down her window pane.

I wonder if any mormons post on here. They could probably fix you up. You could end up with four wives and deep everlasting regret over joining a cult - I mean becoming a mormon, if you play your cards right.

 

[harmy]

Some it seriously wrong with this fella. His older wife is surely his sister. Both have the same type of dodgy noses and look so alike. Incest city this lad.

 

[tunstall birdman]

I wonder if any mormons post on here. They could probably fix you up. You could end up with four wives and deep everlasting regret over joining a cult - I mean becoming a mormon, if you play your cards right.

Only one true love will do for me, I'm not boshed about being spoilt.

 

[Thurston]

Some it seriously wrong with this fella. His older wife is surely his sister. Both have the same type of dodgy noses and look so alike. Incest city this lad.

Complete f***ing weirdos the lot of them.

 

[muggboots]

In the Weirdo Cup Final it's TB 1 - Mormons 0.

In the bucking stakes it's TB nil - Mormons 1.5 million.

 

[zwartekat]

In the bucking stakes it's TB nil - Mormons 1.5 million.

 

[Baloo]

No, they build their own houses. They built a load for the Katrina victims. No strings attached

Did they all look like this?

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[zwartekat]

Did they all look like this?

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Aye. Well, almost.

 

[bernardbresslaw]

I have a sneaking feeling the gene pool isn't that expansive.

This is that poor bugger who got killed on Wednesday - do you recognise the nose? and the wife He's a mormon from Utah

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[bernardbresslaw]

Just watched the second one - absolute madness this mind. He's now got to hump his dead brothers wives.

 

[Boris Bear]

You can convert your dead ancestors to become Mormons. I'm not even going to start on the fun you could have with that.

Done

 

[Royal 8er]

They'll be shouting 'MORE MAN!!' when I'm stuck up them.

Or ...jesus is that it.

 

[Thurston]

Just watched the second one - absolute madness this mind. He's now got to hump his dead brothers wives.

Is that one of their rules? When a family member dies you have to bang their widow?

 

[bernardbresslaw]

Is that one of their rules? When a family member dies you have to bang their widow?

Apparently. His current 3 don't look too happy.