That was the day he went in the Notts Co home end and took them all on, by himself![]()
He couldn' t fight his way out of a soggy bag then, he certainly cannot now.
Down Liverpool it was his birthday, unusually our bus was coming straight back. Mr S was under strict instructions to get home to go out with their lass and his family for a birthday meal. Stopped off in pub somewhere outside Liverpool, S badgers everyone on the bus for a birthday whiskey he must have had 30 plus tots. Next thing I notice a figure on all fours crawling along the bar floor. He does no more than sink his teeth into this local blokes arse. The bloke jumped a f***ing mile, what could he do faced with 40 odd of us. Felt sorry for him but you had to laugh. The game itself passed without further incident, on the way back S decides to strip off and parade up and down the bus in a st .george cross Safc flag proclaiming himself Caligula the roman emperor. Gets back home we put some of his clothes on and he gets off the bus with about a quarter mile walk home to meet their lass. He is absolutely sackless drunk, hurls his shoes at the bus and staggers off half naked. Mr. B who is half cut decides to be kind and give him a lift home. In the car they get. S gets dropped off and M pulls away with his mother shouting and screaming at the state of her son. Next day we are all out and S tells the tale. He had a massive fall out with their lass, she gave him the engagement ring back and called it off. He threw the ring out the window on the night and spent the Sunday morning on his hands and knees searching in the grass for it.
Ask him next time you see him.