Riv....you are the craziest I've met

...but that's a long story..especially the walsall pub little accident.....buy me beer at Bournmouth and i'll tell you all the tales
To answer a few others i read...
The Bear....met him first at Durham Athletics, He was hoying the shot, he came to me and Paul Stangrem, the about 6 2 and shot hoyer as well, and threw shot in air and nutted it....just to prove he was harder I guess...next saw him in the Upper deck , I was with eddie Emms , skin head, from The Ra, didn't know he had a mag badge on his Harrington , but The Bear saw it ...he followed me into toilet and was up for starting but recognised me from shot hoying and he and his mates allowed me to take the mag out without harm ....sometimes you are lucky..met him many times at match after , lunatic of course ...
the Scorpion Head ...was in Harbour View , night match , toilets crammed , standing pissing when someone behing burts door in and pushed me outta way and I pissed down leg , turned around to front the fker and give him a clout but kept looking up and up and up and then saw the fkers heed with the scorion's , by now he was saying he;d just got out of Durham ( jail I think not the Uni ) and was "borsting"...decided the better part of valour was to go back and sup another beer
A mate in whitburn club told me after some weeks after he was on plane with their lass to spain when 4 Mags in tops caused bother , nutting some old guy who asked them to stop swearing with his wife and kids around ..they then laid out the stewardess, ....the rest came down plane to try to cuff them ...but one huge bloke with scorpions on his head , stopped them , and went hiself , and knocked them all out ...one still unconscious when taken off plane by poliss,,he was bought booze all the way to Malaga ...never seen the Scorpion heed since ....
happy days ....
Sorry , pressed tit too early , not used to this now and lying in beed......Pint for sure ,,,whats yr plans ..give me a bell ....