That Time When Shearer

[Laidback Jack]

According to his autobiography anyway so he could be bullshitting for all I know

Nah there's photos of him online. He was meant to be class before he packed in and concentrated on football.

 

[dangermows]

Just watched it. Shearer shat his pants. Keane absolutely dominated him.

Keane dominated him mentally, which he did to everyone, including his nemesis Vieira (at Highbury).

 

[johnny c]

Keane being a bellend as usual

 

[dangermows]

Probably hasn't. Mcateer would've put him away. All a myth surrounding him due to his surly demeanour and fact he liked to put his foot in.

 

[gipetto]

I loved it how the mags all knew Shearer had bottled it so desperately tried to disguise it and save face by saying "he was winding him up" (whilst cowering behind the referee's red card).

 

[dangermows]

To be fair I hate Shearer as much as the next man on here but he didn't bottle Keane that day - made him look like a nobhead tbh.

Watch it again.

If someone hoys a dig at you in the street and you walk back/don't want to know you have bottled it.

 

[Mrjardine]

He walked away from him and didn't retaliate. Yes it was clever in that he got him sent off but he didn't want to know man. And the skinny comment is ridiculous, he was a boxer as a young un. Plus, some big lads are soft as shite and some little lads are hard as fuck. Always been that way and always will be.

A boxer? He had a couple of amateur fights as a Bairn and that's it.
Shearer wanted to know about as much as Keane did with mcateer. Hardly going to start rolling about on pitch are they. It's a nice safe ground to throw a few verbals and chuck handbags about knowing full well nothing's going to happen.

 

[dangermows]

I loved it how the mags all knew Shearer had bottled it so desperately tried to disguise it and save face by saying "he was winding him up" (whilst cowering behind the referee's red card).

"oooh look Beckham held him back *snigger*" well the invisible man held Weetabix heed back

 

[SR5 1SU]

We lack characters like Keane in today's game.

I didn't like Shearer when playing for the mags obviously, although I think he is more than decent on MOTD.

 

[gipetto]

A boxer? He had a couple of amateur fights as a Bairn and that's it.
Shearer wanted to know about as much as Keane did with mcateer. Hardly going to start rolling about on pitch are they. It's a nice safe ground to throw a few verbals and chuck handbags about knowing full well nothing's going to happen.

46 fights mate. 38 KO's.

 

[dangermows]

A boxer? He had a couple of amateur fights as a Bairn and that's it.
Shearer wanted to know about as much as Keane did with mcateer. Hardly going to start rolling about on pitch are they. It's a nice safe ground to throw a few verbals and chuck handbags about knowing full well nothing's going to happen.

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[gipetto]

"oooh look Beckham held him back *snigger*" well the invisible man held Weetabix heed back

All the mag players were hoping Shearer got smacked.

 

[dangermows]

46 fights mate. 48 KO's.

Tidied

 

[Mrjardine]

46 fights mate. 38 KO's.

Haway man gipetto.

 

[dangermows]

All the mag players were hoping Shearer got smacked.

I remember a talk in where that was admitted. Said they hated him and he hated the toon army (but loved how they thought he was a hero).

 

[Deleted User 11453]

According to his autobiography anyway so he could be bullshitting for all I know

Not as far fetched as my CV!

He walked away from him and didn't retaliate. Yes it was clever in that he got him sent off but he didn't want to know man. And the skinny comment is ridiculous, he was a boxer as a young un. Plus, some big lads are soft as shite and some little lads are hard as fuck. Always been that way and always will be.

I am little and soft as shite.

 

[Deleted member 29136]

This could be bollocks like but there was a rumour that Liam Lawrence was kicked out, not over the porn video but him and Keane had a set to in Keanes office and Lawrence got the better of him.

 

[dangermows]

I am little and soft as shite.

Ive had a word with pele for you mate

This could be bollocks like but there was a rumour that Liam Lawrence was kicked out, not over the porn video but him and Keane had a set to in Keanes office and Lawrence got the better of him.

Probably beat him up with his very impressive penis.

 

[gipetto]

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Wish we'd signed him. One of my favourite players back in the day.

This could be bollocks like but there was a rumour that Liam Lawrence was kicked out, not over the porn video but him and Keane had a set to in Keanes office and Lawrence got the better of him.

yes sure he did.

 

[Deleted member 29136]

Ive had a word with pele for you mate



Probably beat him up with his very impressive penis.

I wonder if Martin Woods was stood watching having a wank?