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The plane fly past is back on...

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dangermows said:
Have they not got anything better to do than go to watch Sunderland v Gillingham?
Have they not got anything better to do than produce fanzines dedicated to us?
Have they not got anything better to do than make banners about us losing the cup final?
Have they not got anything better to do than to keep shouting 5-1 at us every game?
Have they not got anything better to do than to have thre emiddle aged blokes get footy tops with S M and B on the back and wait (in the wrong order) for us to arrive before the derby?
Have they not got anything better to do than plan funerals and protests every time we f***ing murder them?
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They do all of the above. And punch horses when we beat them too.

Would you not acknowledge that in doing these things, they tend to come across as a set of retarded c*nts to football supporters across the nation?

Would rather we did not stoop to equivalent tragicomic shite; particularly where a potential relegation for us over the next few weeks will make the timing of the stunt look like the worst possible lack of judgment on our part.
 
stockton said:
They do all of the above. And punch horses when we beat them too.

Would you not acknowledge that in doing these things, they tend to come across as a set of retarded c*nts to football supporters across the nation?

Would rather we did not stoop to equivalent tragicomic shite; particularly where a potential relegation for us over the next few weeks will make the timing of the stunt look like the worst possible lack of judgment on our part.
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I reckon we should just put aside any bad feelings and call a truce with each other. In fact we should invite their mob over to share a few pints in a pub with our lot. We could sing this to them, to let them know our true feelings
I reckon a few Gremlins will shed a tear or 2 once we really get the harmony going
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nandos sonic sauce said:
I reckon we should just put aside any bad feelings and call a truce with each other. In fact we should invite their mob over to share a few pints in a pub with our lot. We could sing this to them, to let them know our true feelings
I reckon a few Gremlins will shed a tear or 2 once we really get the harmony going
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Surreal, absurdist crack that, like :eek::confused:
 
janey said:
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David Cameron has commented on #boycouttspurs :rolleyes:
I wonder what he thinks about the plane :lol:
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"David Cameron says he understands the frustration of NUFC fans boycotting game and has set up review to explore fan ownership options."

f***ing hell - who would you like running your club - successful multi-millionaire and businessman, Mike Ashley or a group of mags :lol::lol:
 
Jardin said:
"David Cameron says he understands the frustration of NUFC fans boycotting game and has set up review to explore fan ownership options."

f***ing hell - who would you like running your club - successful multi-millionaire and businessman, Mike Ashley or a group of mags :lol::lol:
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Cameron, like all politicians would say the sky was green and the sea was pink if it secured him one extra vote...
 
Jardin said:
No idea about his plane thoughts but I bet the fucker likes coffee revels.
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Well that's another reason not to vote for him then :lol:

Jardin said:
"David Cameron says he understands the frustration of NUFC fans boycotting game and has set up review to explore fan ownership options."

f***ing hell - who would you like running your club - successful multi-millionaire and businessman, Mike Ashley or a group of mags :lol::lol:
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Talk about trying to win a few votes, mind it's in the Chronicle so I bet he catches a few :lol:
 
janey said:
Well that's another reason not to vote for him then :lol:


Talk about trying to win a few votes, mind it's in the Chronicle so I bet he catches a few :lol:
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"...set up review to explore **Insert Issue**..."

This is Politician speak for vote for me and I will pass responsibility to somebody else so you don't blame me when I do nothing about your issue. Usually an Independent (as in not my responsibility) Review mind.
 
Mag at work has just sent me this little paragraph from one their fanzines

"After a week of exchanging high fives, buying celebratory T-shirts and organising urine-extracting flypasts of SJP, the mackems came back down to earth with a bump on Saturday, thrashed 1-4 at home by Crystal Palace.

Schadenfreude - although sounding like a Bundesliga transfer target - is defined as 'pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others' and about the only fleeting satisfaction to be gained as a Newcastle fan currently.

Disregarding the negative tactics of his former club last week, Magpies old boy Alan Pardew saw his Eagles side reach half time scoreless and then go goal crazy.

Scoring four times in 14 minutes was enough to empty the ground before a late consolation, as the red and whites conceding four home goals for the second time in three league games. It took Villa 28 minutes to do it.

And sitting in the away team dugout, doubtless trying to keep his laugh in? Clad in number 23, a certain Shola Ameobi - content having passed on his mackem slaying powers to 11 minute hat trick hero Yannick Bolasie.

Once the sniggering subsides though, the over-riding feeling isn't one of annoyance over losing Pardew, but rather that the absence of leadership or a credible squad left us incapable of beating a tin pot club yet again. "

Ouch :lol::lol::lol:
 
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