Saw dust incident - aleem dar turns up pissed for the game but rather than keep his head down and not mention it he decides to start bragging on about it so looking even more gormless than usual and pissing a few of the lads off he was given the dogs bodyjob of the day of going fine leg to fine leg and getting anything we needed. Well it was shite weather so
@Connolly_31 needed some sawbust for the footholes so aleem is told to get some from the far end of the ground, so he goes to get some and starts picking it up and bits fall through his hands as it often would so aleem decides the best course of action is to put a handfull in his pocket and not bother carrying any of it over in his hands as it might spill abit at this point everyone is shouting what the hell are you doing as he casually ignores us and procedes to sprinkle the littlest amount of sawbust known to man on the foothole then walks off as though hes done a good job, the umpire turns to me and goes "is he a full shilling" as about three of our team are holding
@Connolly_31 back from killing aleem