You know your'e getting old when........

[Left For Dead]

They're playing such things as The Sex Pistols and Pulp on Radio 2

when 20 yeard olds look 12 and 60 year olds seem 40.

 

[PinzaC55]

You can remember when a TV show with Stuart Hall, Rolf Harris and Jimmy Savile would be worth staying in to watch

 

[Beery]

Fred Wedlock.

edit: when you can remember who sang The Oldest Swinger in town

I was doing my O levels when this was in the charts

edit: when you did exams that meant something

 

[Helmerroids]

When computer games become too much hassle and you yearn for the days of Jet Set Willy

 

[houst69]

Coughing then farting, im 34 only been doing it the last year

 

[gods_homeboy]

2000 and 2030...are roughly the same distance in time from the current day

 

[Roger Senseless]

58008

5318008

 

[ivanthereasonable]

When you reach 62.

 

[Guinness Guzzler]

Wearing inner soles in your shoes.
Buying five pairs of shoes when you find a pair you like.
Going eeaaargh when you sit down or stand up
Preferring a quiet pub where you can talk

Having to go back downstairs to remember what you came upstairs for

Im only 30 and im already preferring quiet pubs. Not empty like but, for instance, on match days a lot of my mates go to Greens and i always think its daft cos its crowded at the bar. I like it when most of the seats are taken in a pub but when people have to stand i think its too busy. Never associated this with getting old but it might be.

Another one, when you start turning down nights out because you'd rather just relax in the house and watch a film and "cant be bothered spending all that money just to feel shit in the morning"

 

[errant]

2000 and 2030...are roughly the same distance in time from the current day

i feel ill reading that...

 

[Anthrax666]

Couple of years ago my youngest and his mate got some trendy baseball caps from a shop in soho,

As I unpacked them I was careful to make sure I peeled all the tabs off the peaks

Absolutely superb....

 

[PinzaC55]

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[Mackem DJ]

When you sit down on the bog to have a piss sometimes, especially when in graft.


(Might be seb,)

 

[Boinger]

When you find yourself on the stairs wondering if you were going up or coming down.

You keep a stick in the shed, specifically for stirring paint.

You know for a FACT that every footballer pre 1980 was better than anyone playing now.

 

[Deleted member 36123]

You promise your lad that you will watch the Superbowl with him and you are already falling asleep before it has even kicked off

 

[Dave Herbal]

You know when you're old when the kids handing out flyers to cool places just look at you as if you're Rolf Harris.

I was talking to a young chap about Madness at Leeds festival a couple of years ago til his mam turned up and started giving me the third degree as to why I the fuck was I talking to her son.

 

[urmom777]

Wearing inner soles in your shoes.
Buying five pairs of shoes when you find a pair you like.
Going eeaaargh when you sit down or stand up
Preferring a quiet pub where you can talk

Having to go back downstairs to remember what you came upstairs for

I'm 21 and apart from inner soles, I do all of the above...

 

[mickyq]

When you go to chat a nice lass up and say youre very pretty

And she replys

And youre very old

Happened to me, true story. Couldnt stop laughing to be fair.

 

[Laeotaekhun]

Fred Wedlock.

edit: when you can remember who sang The Oldest Swinger in town

For the young'uns who won't have a clue what you're talking about!

 

[safcforever]

You only buy clothes when your current ones have worn out, and you tend to buy the same as a replacement.

Young bucks look ridiculous in their attire and you can see that they are imitating trends from 20-30 years ago.

Also you don't go for fashion, you go for comfort and warmth

I've actually started wearing vests

Thats beyond old mate