You know your'e getting old when........

[c032745y]

When you ask a teenage family member to 'tape' a program on the Sky box and they don't know what you mean.

Or whilst away with Mrs look on incredulously as she presses buttons on her iPhone to record something at home…

…withcraft!!!

 

[super sleeves]

"f***ing iPads man, get yasel out and play footie or summit"

 

[Cowvahlo]

Wow, that was a disappointing search result!

I think I'll stick with the RSPB site.....

Was wasn't it?

Why


What's wrang with that like

She's awful, although I think you probably know that.

 

[lenshack]

You start using a nasal clipper to get the hairs out of your ears.

You're no longer concerned about hairs growing out of your ears and out of your nose.

.......or your arse.

 

[Fabulous Falcao]

Was wasn't it?


She's awful, although I think you probably know that.

You'd buck her

 

[Beery]

f***ing porn??

I'm old enough to have taken an old penny which was legal tender at the time and put it in a "what the butler saw machine"

 

[Scootsie]

You think about buying dressing gowns.

I'm 26 and love my dressing gown!

 

[Cowvahlo]

You'd buck her

Besides the point, I'd buck you if you had a pair of heels on.

 

[Beery]

Couple of years ago my youngest and his mate got some trendy baseball caps from a shop in soho,

As I unpacked them I was careful to make sure I peeled all the tabs off the peaks

 

[lenshack]

You never trust a fart or waste an erection.

You missed the third one,
never pass up on a chance to use a bog, (Jack Nicholson)

 

[yorkyexile]

You can remember waiting for the TV to warm up.

When the main use of a pocket calculator was holding it upside down to see if you could make rude words.

When Sunderland Power Station caused smog in Hylton Road.

7175?

 

[PinzaC55]

7175?

8008.

 

[Narraback]

When you bend over, you look for something else to do while you're down there.

 

[smoker]

Wearing inner soles in your shoes.
Buying five pairs of shoes when you find a pair you like.
Going eeaaargh when you sit down or stand up
Preferring a quiet pub where you can talk

Having to go back downstairs to remember what you came upstairs for

 

[Fabulous Falcao]

Besides the point, I'd buck you if you had a pair of heels on.

Is that your turn on like

 

[PinzaC55]

You remember a mate saying "look I've got one of these mobile phones, you can send texts and stuff ! " and you replying " What the f*** would I want to send texts for ? "

 

[c032745y]

8008.

58008

 

[joemcdokes]

f***ing porn??

I'm old enough to have taken an old penny which was legal tender at the time and put it in a "what the butler saw machine"

I did when it wasn't legal tender, can't remember what it was he saw though, Scarborough school trip.

 

[Cowvahlo]

Is that your turn on like

Heels? Too right, heels and legs, have you not seen the thread in Parsnip? Check out the OP.

 

[snelleton]

Who was the bloke who sung that? It was called The Oldest Swinger in town.

Fred Wedlock.

edit: when you can remember who sang The Oldest Swinger in town