What is your favourite animal?

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Lion. Not the lionness, just the lion. I mean, its got a mane which is pretty f***ing mint, it f***ing roars, it loves to shag, oh, and it lies around lazily whilst the missus has to go and hunt but, when she returns with the grub, the lion gets to tuck in first and have as much as he wants before letting the missus have any. Then he fucks her again and goes to sleep.

The lion is, effectively, what all blokes aspire to be. The modern man? Lions shit 'em.
 
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Has anyone suggested sending Stoffel into the middle east to take on ISIS?
we've been through this. send in the spiders to get ride of the flies, then mice for the spiders, then cats for the mice. he's top of the tree man. next thing you know there'll be a super race of them centred on the middle east looking for world domination. stoffel isn't the answer to find world peace. h's the beginning of the end.
 
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