Unusual food concoctions that you do.

[banned user]

f***ing doylem

Listen to the Brno bummer

Brno Bucker is @Lambchops or to the natives he is simply known as drunk man!

Gravy soaks in perfectly

You can just use bisto or comptons gravy salt man.

 

[Lambchops]

Brno Bucker is @Lambchops or to the natives he is simply known as drunk man!

drunk englishman actually

 

[lurker]

Never did Elvis any harm.....

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peanut_butter,_banana_and_bacon_sandwich

 

[j.w]

hark at the darlo dickwipe

Durham dickwipe ffs

Darlo is only my residence

 

[Scimmy]

I'm a big fan of steak mince mixed with rice, lush.

Also i have a drink of coffee whilst eating brazil nuts, again, lush.

Anything you lot do?

A sort of poor-mans keema pilau rice, if you like!!

 

[banned user]

hark at the darlo dickwipe

Darlo downs dicksplat

 

[Vinny the Mackem]

A beef and tomato pot noodle poured over 4 Yorkshire puddings

You need fuckin sectioned. My Mrs (no) nearly puked at the thought. Dirty fucker.

 

[Lambchops]

Durham dickwipe ffs

Darlo is only my residence

yadda yadda yada darlo diseased dick

 

[banned user]

drunk englishman actually

Close enough I've only had 2 drinks tonight did 50 sit ups anarl!

 

[Lambchops]

Close enough I've only had 2 drinks tonight did 50 sit ups anarl!

@monkeytassle did 50 star jumps but still could reach the top shelf

 

[j.w]

Darlo downs dicksplat

Gateshead lad aye?

 

[banned user]

yadda yadda yada darlo diseased dick

Brno botter who looks like Harry Potter!

 

[Vinny the Mackem]

A beef and tomato pot noodle poured over 4 Yorkshire puddings

If you'd said Chicken and Mushroom, I might have been interested.

 

[banned user]

Gateshead lad aye?

I'm whatever you want me to be darlo dish man

 

[Lambchops]

Brno botter who looks like Harry Potter!

spitting dabs of harry potter me

 

[banned user]

spitting dabs of harry potter me

You look like the spook from ready steady cook!

Poetry at its finest !

 

[Scimmy]

If you'd said Chicken and Mushroom, I might have been interested.

Nice over chips, actually...............

My insane pleasure when pissed is Smash or Yeoman or any instant tatty, loaded with butter, covered by three loosely fried eggs, with loads of salt and pepper on.

No annoying chewing required, and an instant carbohydrate/fat/protein hit.

Lusherooney, as I believe the catchphrase goes.................

 

[monkeytassle]

@monkeytassle did 50 star jumps but still could reach the top shelf

Used my handy kitchen step to reach the chilli oil

 

[banned user]

Used my handy kitchen step to reach the chilli oil

Coming to London again soon ! Roomies ?

 

[j.w]

I'm whatever you want me to be darlo dish man

You're not man enough for me you little shit

I'd break you

On a side note I'm getting pissed off with the neighbours, party, keeping the kids awake, wife is getting angry and I've not been invited