Unusual food concoctions that you do.

[jayjaysafc]

No mate. I'm not a f***ing animal.

Funny but harsh
I quite like daft combinations now and then like sprinkling baccy on me viennetta

 

[DoctorMick]

I've had a few funny looks when ordering tuna omelettes but I'm pretty sure that's a perfectly normal combination.

 

[Eddie Hitler]

Two words...

Pie Sandwich!

Work with a lad who has a bread bun, hoys in a slice of fried bread and bacon for his breki

 

[Scimmy]

My former animal youngest brother came in pissed one night, mashed up a Fray Bentos (Large) steak and kidney pudding (NOT PIE), fried it to oblivion and crammed the resulting mess into a heavily buttered stottie cake. Then ate it.

The filthy, imaginative, genius!

 

[Mackem DJ]

Years agan i'd eat bread with just about owt bar Sunday dinner.

A favourite would be a tin of sweetcorn in a dish, heated up, with a couple slices of bread.

A pot noodle with a couple slices to dip in.

A tin of butter beans etc

 

[the walrus]

Sausage roll with tartar sauce

Fried egg and pasta

 

[Mackem DJ]

I used to eat raw Smash ...

In the 80s when packet soup (like powder which you added water to & boil) as a bairn I used to stick me wet finger into the packet and have a finger full

Mushy peas and pickled red cabbage.

f***ing hell thats just reminded me. Fav sarnie as a kid was processed cheese slice with pickled red cabbage on

 

[monkeytassle]

Funny but harsh
I quite like daft combinations now and then like sprinkling baccy on me viennetta

I used to ask my mother for afters and she told me I was getting shit with sugar on.

 

[Tomma]

I used to ask my mother for afters and she told me I was getting shit with sugar on.

My old man used to say exactly the same!

 

[monkeytassle]

My old man used to say exactly the same!

Very dismissive tone she had too. I. E. You're getting fuck all. There's some tinned peaches in the cupboard

 

[Tomma]

Very dismissive tone she had too. I. E. You're getting fuck all. There's some tinned peaches in the cupboard

Mine used to say it as if it was a treat!

 

[Harry Monk]

Salt and vinegar crisps with mayonnaise

 

[look out piano]

When I was younger and dafter (okay, just younger) I used to get those tiny cheese and tomato pizzas, cook one and stick it in a couple of slices of bread!

Pizza sanger - lovely, I used to eat those in my younger, carefree days

 

[monkeytassle]

Mine used to say it as if it was a treat!

So there is a mother harsher than mine!

 

[daveyc]

Two buttered crumpets. One with marmite on, the other with marmalade. The missus always twists on when I have it.

 

[jayjaysafc]

I used to ask my mother for afters and she told me I was getting shit with sugar on.

Same as that mate, was as always disappointed when it didnt materialise