King size beds

[Frijj]

Put the shovel down son, the hole is big enough.

I'll put the shovel down via your giant f***ing heed

 

[Bob Fleming]

yeah I want an extra 6 inches of bed space for myself as Im such a fat fucker. what are you on about?

Then you would know it makes a difference.

You could really just stick to a single bed then fatty.

 

[Life's A Pitch]

Super King is where it's at. 42 square foot of bouncy space. Mmm

There's flats in London smaller than that.

 

[DisillusionedOldGit]

That's not how the numbers work, I don't think (cue the "Yanks are thick as fuck, therefore you're wrong" views). You're not adding a 3 inch by 6 inch strip to the bed. You're adding a 3 inch by the entire bed width strip onto the bottom, and then 6 inches onto the entire length. Assuming a standard double of 4.5ft x 6.25 feet (54in x 75in), you're adding .25ft x 4.5ft onto the bottom (1.125 sq feet there) and then half a foot wide onto the entire new length (.5 x 6.5) (3.25 sq feet), totaling 4.375 additional square feet. As someone who owns beds of both sizes, it's a noticeable difference.

I'm a bit of an expert on this subject as I used to own a bed shop . You are spot on with your calculations . Colonists 1 Old Country 0 .

 

[genericus]

Put the shovel down son, the hole is big enough.

That's what she said

 

[Cockney Mackem]

Put the shovel down son, the hole is big enough.

With your shaky grasp of dimensions and footage, how can you be sure if it's big enough, Philip?

 

[PhilSAFC]

I'm a bit of an expert on this subject as I used to own a bed shop . You are spot on with your calculations . Colonists 1 Old Country 0 .

You're just telling us this now?

 

[Frijj]

With your shaky grasp of dimensions and footage, how can you be sure if it's big enough, Philip?

Hang on, Phil was giving me grief earlier and then fucked up the maths? Classic.

 

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[Cockney Mackem]

Hang on, Phil was giving me grief earlier and then fucked up the maths? Classic.

Apparently an additional 5 sq ft is only "three inches bigger"

 

[PhilSAFC]

Apparently an additional 5 sq ft is only "three inches bigger"

it is though in reality. well 6 inches as it turns out.

 

[Frijj]

it is though in reality. well 6 inches as it turns out.

3 inches is 6 inches now?

I've finally got a 6 inch cock!!

 

[Cockney Mackem]

it is though in reality. well 6 inches as it turns out.

So you're saying that it's only 6 inches bigger? That once the space offered by a normal double bed is used up, a king size bed only offers enough additional space for a large tube of toothpaste?

 

[PhilSAFC]

So you're saying that it's only 6 inches bigger? That once the space offered by a normal double bed is used up, a king size bed only offers enough additional space for a large tube of toothpaste?

yes

 

[AndrewP]

A UK kingsize is only 5" wider than an Ikea (euro) double and the same length.

 

[Cockney Mackem]

yes

And in addition, that means that the correct dimensions of a large tube of toothpaste are 5 sq ft?

 

[PhilSAFC]

And in addition, that means that the correct dimensions of a large tube of toothpaste are 5 sq ft?

In terms of extra bed space. Yes.

 

[Cockney Mackem]

In terms of extra bed space. Yes.

Maths. The kryptonite enema of the SMB

 

[Frijj]

In terms of extra bed space. Yes.

Put the shovel down son, the hole is big enough.

 

[PhilSAFC]

Put the shovel down son, the hole is big enough.

how many times are you going to get whooshed on this thread