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Being a plant eater didn't help that woman on everest last week who wanted to prove that vegans are just as strong and capable as meat eaters did it?
Gas barbecues any tips
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Being a plant eater didn't help that woman on everest last week who wanted to prove that vegans are just as strong and capable as meat eaters did it?
that's more a symptom of the bloke not normally cooking but give him a sunny day, a gallon of lager and a fire and he thinks he's Gordon ramsey - nowt to do with the BBQ
monkeytassle
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I can't believe he left his wife.
Many years ago, the previous Memsaab acquired a gas barbecue on our behalf, and with no consultation.
Until then, barbies had been a wonderful thing. The menfolk would gather round the charcoal, drinking beer, offering encouragement and shouting oaths, as the host tried to make man's fire. The lady folk remained at a discrete distance, also drinking, some preparing salads, others discussing why their chosen life partners were such shit hunter-gatherers. Eventually, after numerous hours, meat would be cooked after a fashion, it would be consumed, as people had been waiting ages, and were so hungry that even half cooked yet externally charred meat was palatable. By three in the morning, everyone is as drunk as pigs, crawling around the garden on all fours or bouncing on the trampoline. This is how barbies were done.
After we bought a gas barbie, our guests arrived, we cooked the meat adequately, our guests ate and left again, and we were left with a load of unopened beer and a realisation that we had not had a barbie, just cooked a meal in the garden, and that it was shit.
In short, give your heed a shake, get rid of the gas barbie, and trust in tradition.
Until then, barbies had been a wonderful thing. The menfolk would gather round the charcoal, drinking beer, offering encouragement and shouting oaths, as the host tried to make man's fire. The lady folk remained at a discrete distance, also drinking, some preparing salads, others discussing why their chosen life partners were such shit hunter-gatherers. Eventually, after numerous hours, meat would be cooked after a fashion, it would be consumed, as people had been waiting ages, and were so hungry that even half cooked yet externally charred meat was palatable. By three in the morning, everyone is as drunk as pigs, crawling around the garden on all fours or bouncing on the trampoline. This is how barbies were done.
After we bought a gas barbie, our guests arrived, we cooked the meat adequately, our guests ate and left again, and we were left with a load of unopened beer and a realisation that we had not had a barbie, just cooked a meal in the garden, and that it was shit.
In short, give your heed a shake, get rid of the gas barbie, and trust in tradition.
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Heeeed the Ball
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Its a joke man ffs..........................jesus
Deleted User 2893
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Ideal way to do it without massive solicitors fees
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so was mine mate sorry
HebburnMackem
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Sell it and get a proper one with charcoal
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I have this. If you live in Oz, allegedly the spiritual home of the bbq, then most of the population have a gas one. It's just you Neanderthals who insist on living in the dark ages who have charcoal ones. Ooooh look, I have made fire...
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monkeytassle
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We have about 3 days a year we can use a BBQ. We have to make an occasion of it
Tip....don't bother today!
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