Best abusive songs at oppo players

[keema naan]

Steve Bruce last home game against Wigan iirc there
The one about Mido
has anyone mentioned Akinfenwa yet there, summit to do with being offside

 

[Get Into Em]

The numerous different renditions of posh spice thinking of various different players whilst shagging Beckham are canny funny.

 

[safcianpeterlee]

The numerous different renditions of posh spice thinking of various different players whilst shagging Beckham are canny funny.

 

[R5Skywalker]

I remember a Korean lad playing down at Reading a few years back and they sung "he'll shoot, he'll score, he'll eat ya labrador" wouldn't be acceptable nowadays, but it was funny as hell.

 

[Pint of efes]

“If you tolerate rix, then your children will be next” Aimed at Graham Rix

 

[TheWaterMargin]

He's got a pineapple on his head ... did our lot start that?

 

[nandos sonic sauce]

"2 Andy Gorams! there's only 2 Andy Gorams!" after he was diagnosed with Schizophrenia

 

[Charles Eats Grass]

Not Sunderland related but went to a West Ham v Portsmouth game when I was working down London years ago and the fans sand ‘Jermain Defoe, you are a ****’ for 89 minutes. The other minute was ‘Freeeeeeak’ at Peter Crouch.

 

[Mouldedplasticseats]

Andy Cole,Andy Cole, Andy Andy Cole, gets the ball does F**k all
He's got a pineapple on his head Jamie Laurence
Shearer is a W

I remember a different one about Cole down forest away in 1994... it was "he sticks his cock up keegans hole andy Andy cole"

 

[Hello Georgeous]

I remember a Korean lad playing down at Reading a few years back and they sung "he'll shoot, he'll score, he'll eat ya labrador" wouldn't be acceptable nowadays, but it was funny as hell.

I’ve had a good laugh reading through these, but this one has got to be my favourite!

 

[The Fullwell Step]

To Harry kewell
"Cannon and ball are shagging your wife"
When his missus was on I'm a celebrity with cannon and ball

 

[seahamstar]

Jamie Pollock ugly bastard chanted by the Main Stand seats just before he scored at Roker

Which then sparked off the Boro fans singing it

 

[SpiritofBurnden]

Stop eating our grass,
Stop eating our grass,
You vegan b*stard, stop eating our grass.

Sung to FGR player rolling around on the pitch after he'd been fouled.

 

[Deal Lad]

West Ham

That’s the one mows lad, nice work.

 

[Hooray Hendrix]

When the ball hits your head
And you're sat in row "Z"
That's Zamora

To Bobby Zamora, can't remember where it originated though

 

[dangermows]

When the ball hits your head
And you're sat in row "Z"
That's Zamora

To Bobby Zamora, can't remember where it originated though

Row Z

 

[Ageing Grey Mackem]

Elton John got some flak when we went to Vicarage Road years back....

"He's bald he's bent, his arse is up for rent, Elton John..."
and "He's fat, he's queer, he takes it up the rear..."

Enlightened times...

 

[danthemanSAFC]

10 men couldn’t carry Lampard

 

[Thurston]

“Akinfenwa, your tits are offside” against Wycombe a couple of seasons ago was canny.

Kurt Zuma is magic
He wears a magic hat
And if you throw a cat at him
He’ll kick the fucker back!

https://twitter.com/x/status/1779481200047833327

 

[Wonderwall]

Not sure if it’s been mentioned but

“Your chicken is dead”

Has always been a personal favourite