Best abusive songs at oppo players

[El Gen]

Tina in the jag with Shilton has to be up there

 

[Becs]

I liked Millwall away when we noticed the keeper had a bald patch and our stand broke out into "on your head, on your head, there's no hair, there's no hair, no hair hair hair" to the tune of Zombies by the Cranberries.

 

[Salem-Hillbilly]

‘Careless hands’ to Gary Sprake by Liverpool fans.
Not really abusive but funny.

 

[Big Duke Six]

Hoying mars bars at Gascoigne.

 

[Deal Lad]

Can’t remember which fans, but aimed at Jonjo Shelvey.

He’s coming for you, he’s coming for you, Harry Potter, he’s coming for you

 

[Dustie]

“San Marino San Marino hello hello” to Stuart Pearce just after his gaff in World Cup qualifier.

 

[wisemensaysteve]

Andy Cole,Andy Cole, Andy Andy Cole, gets the ball does F**k all
He's got a pineapple on his head Jamie Laurence
Shearer is a W

 

[Dustie]

Spit the Dog to Micky Quinn

 

[Church]

"You're mad and you know you are" sang at Stan Collymore shortly after he assaulted his then partner Ulrika Jonsson. Back in the days when mental health problems weren't considered real.

 

[Dredd]

I can't remember who it was against. Wycombe or Cambridge. South stand kept going "oooooo you fat bastard" everytime he took a goal kick. He got stroppy about it iirc

 

[HABA87]

"Wankers hat"
and
"He's got aids and he can't get rid of it"

Ludicrously brilliant childish nonsense.

 

[Mickdundee]

I thought “Jamie Vardy, your wife is a grass” this season was pretty good!

 

[Idlewild Mackem]

"There's only 2 Andy Gorams" after a story he had mild schizophrenia

 

[dangermows]

Can’t remember which fans, but aimed at Jonjo Shelvey.

He’s coming for you, he’s coming for you, Harry Potter, he’s coming for you

West Ham

 

[roker beach]

Oh Rodney Rodney
Rodney Rodney Rodney Rodney Shithouse Marsh.

Sung with gusto in the FA Cup 5th round ‘73 away and home.

 

[Harry Gates]

He's fat, he's round, he bounces on the ground.

List too long to list in a list including some of our own.

 

[MD193773]

Luis Suarez your teeth are offside

 

[dangermows]

Luis Suarez your teeth are offside

Man Utd fans are creative tbf.

 

[Bears Beets]

Luis Suarez your teeth are offside

Preferred this version

“Akinfenwa your tits are offside”

Tbf he took it pretty well

 

[SKP130]

Not a song but love the video of the West Ham fans telling Andy Reid to “hit it you fat clunt”.

Just before he bends the freekick into the top corner at the SoL.