Bad smell on the forum

[Laidback Jack]

@underwaterwubbleduck only turns up when we get beat and they win the f***ing sad c.unt
@draper normally goes missing for about 6 months after yet another Sunderland derby day twatting #6/7 in a row
@DWT only turns up when the muglets sign some fucker most of the world haven't heard off yet he wanks over the daft inbred spackward fuckwit

 

[look out piano]

Ladies don't fart for God s sake.

Aye they do, and if we didn't we'd be poisoned internally

 

[T_Bone]

Looka man, I'm only posting on here as this is the safest place in the house. If there's no operational washing machine by close of play tomorrow I'm fucked. Relegation would be the least of my worries if that happens.

Just do what all fat smelly Geordies do, wear your shirt for months on end and see who can get the longest gravy stain.

 

[janey]

Have you been drinking? Most of that makes no sense whatsoever.

Makes perfect sense to me,

 

[T_Bone]

Aye they do, and if we didn't we'd be poisoned internally

You ain't no lady then. Ladies don't fart, they have accidents and apologise.

 

[draper]

Okay I hope the flood seeps through to your living room, that miserable enough for you ?
Mind the smell is coming back.

I'm terribly sorry but down here we refer to one of our receptions rooms as the lounge. The living room is so northern. Plus I'm not allowed in there as I make stupid comments when X Factor/The Voice\Dancing on Ice\Let me out of here\Strictly etc etc. That stupid comment is, "why do you watch this shit".

You ain't no lady then. Ladies don't fart, they have accidents and apologise.

I believe they call it 'fluffing a pinky'.

 

[T_Bone]

I'm terribly sorry but down here we refer to one of our receptions rooms as the lounge. The living room is so northern. Plus I'm not allowed in there as I make stupid comments when X Factor/The Voice\Dancing on Ice\Let me out of here\Strictly etc etc. That stupid comment is, "why do you watch this shit".

I could ask you the same question re the scum.

 

[Daffy]

I just farted, its a tad fragrant

What you been eating ? jasmine with a hint of elderberry

 

[look out piano]

What you been eating ? jasmine with a hint of elderberry

Habanero chili peanuts

 

[draper]

Aye they do, and if we didn't we'd be poisoned internally

Did you know that the Dafabet lass in my avatar goes by the name of piano. Hence the black and white outfit.

 

[look out piano]

You ain't no lady then. Ladies don't fart, they have accidents and apologise.

Accidents ?

Did you know that the Dafabet lass in my avatar goes by the name of piano. Hence the black and white outfit.

I didn't know that no, but look out otherwise i'll crush you

 

[draper]

I could ask you the same question re the scum.

She has asked that question in a more polite way on many occasion.

 

[Daffy]

Habanero chili peanuts

 

[look out piano]

They were lush, my bum is going to sting in the morning mind

 

[draper]

They were lush, my bum is going to sting in the morning mind

That may well be a common complaint of one of your ex players shortly.

 

[Snaggletooth]

@draper
Suppose todays performance was another "massive regression".

Regarding your broken washing machine, tell her to fuck off to bed.

 

[Rober33]

That may well be a common complaint of one of your ex players shortly.

All of your current players must be suffering from it right now after that Chelsea game

I hope they bought them flowers.

 

[look out piano]

That may well be a common complaint of one of your ex players shortly.

I don't care, fuck him !

All of your current players must be suffering from it right now after that Chelsea game

I hope they bought them flowers.

Aye, they were royally rogered like, painful viewing

 

[T_Bone]

I'm off to bed, been a great day, Gud nite.

 

[Rober33]

I don't care, fuck him !


Aye, they were royally rogered like, painful viewing

I don't know I quite enjoyed it