Baby Squirrels

[peil]

TOPIC I said - not thread! [DOUBLEPOST=1396795306][/DOUBLEPOST]I said TOPIC not thread.....

Bet Gus loves Topic's

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He'll be right fucked off when he's back in the wild and choking on some fat balls.

What! You reckon the squirrel will resort to living as a rent boy?

 

[Life's A Pitch]

What! You reckon the squirrel will resort to living as a rent boy?

It's grown up being forced to suck on tits because @speedyftm took the advice of some arsehole on the internet; it's no wonder the poor little thing has a warped sense of reality and goes searching for love in all the wrong places. I knew this wouldn't end well, I knew it.

 

[lucky ball]

I've often wondered whether squirrels have foreskin. Anyone know?

 

[Life's A Pitch]

I've often wondered whether squirrels have foreskin. Anyone know?

Speedy suddenly looks a bit uneasy.

 

[greedminds]

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Lucky there were no pike in the lake today as I'd have bagged a few of these to use as bait[DOUBLEPOST=1396812957][/DOUBLEPOST]

We're all waiting with bated breath for your thought provoking and original contribution......

Do you eat meat ?

 

[muggboots]

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Lucky there were no pike in the lake today as I'd have bagged a few of these to use as bait[DOUBLEPOST=1396812957][/DOUBLEPOST]
Do you eat meat ?

 

[greedminds]

Never mind " quack quack ". Have some " clack clack boom" motherfucker

 

[muggboots]

Never mind " quack quack ". Have some " clack clack boom" motherfucker

Tasty tasty bastards.

 

[Cockney Mackem]

He'll be right fucked off when he's back in the wild and choking on some fat balls.

Squirrels seem to lead a disturbingly sexualised existence

 

[Life's A Pitch]

Squirrels seem to lead a disturbingly sexualised existence

Welcome to my mind mate.

 

[muggboots]

Squirrels seem to lead a disturbingly sexualised existence

So would you if your tail was the same height as you.

 

[Deleted member 18718]

How is the little Speedy nipple sucking, bucked tooth, bushy tailed bastard today then?

 

[speedyftm]

How is the little Speedy nipple sucking, bucked tooth, bushy tailed bastard today then?

He's great, just been fed and now he's sleeping it off snuggled into his SAFC teddy and hot water bottle

 

[Deleted member 18718]

He's great, just been fed and now he's sleeping it off snuggled into his SAFC teddy and hot water bottle

Lucky little prick, I'm at work tired and hungry.

 

[Pants]

Lucky little prick, I'm at work tired and hungry.

Don't worry mate. I'll come round later and smash your head in with a brick. You won't suffer.

 

[Deleted member 18718]

Don't worry mate. I'll come round later and smash your head in with a brick. You won't suffer.

Thanks....ya twat

 

[Pants]

Thanks....ya twat

Nee bother. I'd let you go, but apparently that's illegal.

 

[Feed the Monster]

Grey - vermin. Think the squirrel equivalent of mag tops in the late 90's being seen in East Durham. Kill it.

Red - cool as and in need of milk, honey and ambrosia. Look after it and let it have your wife.

 

[Spot]

water board the fecker information is power or turn it then you could have an inside source a secret squirrel

 

[Deleted member 18718]

Hows he doing today, the little hobo bastard.