LondonBlackCat
Winger
Doddle that task.
My product was called Jeanious and targeted at the apple hipsters who spunk money left right and centre.
And my ad campaign was the Values.. turning Japanese... While the Jeanious wearers are partaking in a takishis castle type game
Even easier, find out which city in Japan the denim was manufactured in, call it "[City] Denim Co.".
Charge £250 a pair, sell it in shops specialising in Japanese selvedge denim.
Refuse to do an advertising campaign the product is too niche and cool.
If Alan doesn't like it tell him he's a f*cking dinosaur.