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Ugly girls try harder.
Maybe if the same had applied to some of Newcastles players you would still be in the Premier League.
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Ugly girls try harder.
I wouldnt say blowing the title In a humongously humorous way is a brief dalliance with success. Actually following through and winning it like Leicester did last season is, what you did back then was more akin to Jim Bowen in bullseye saying lets see what you could have won when you've just had 6 darts at 101 and scored 9.Do you honestly think I'm either unaware, or that I've not accepted it?
I fear you've jumped into a conversation and as such may have misunderstood.
I'd put Norwich as a good shout to win it, but they've not yet strengthened and have lost Redmond who would have torn up that division.
Association Football has been around much longer than that, and evidence of games played by kicking a ball exist way back in antiquity...
Oh, wait, you're being hilarious and original by suggesting that all Newcastle fans only discovered the sport because of our brief dalliance with success that followed Keegan's appointment. Gotcha. The common reply to something like that on here is "Chertle" isn't it?
Jesus wept, the standard of digs is pitiful.
If we're not top 2 in January and struggling, we'll spend again.
I wouldnt say blowing the title In a humongously humorous way is a brief dalliance with success. Actually following through and winning it like Leicester did last season is, what you did back then was more akin to Jim Bowen in bullseye saying lets see what you could have won when you've just had 6 darts at 101 and scored 9.
I wouldnt say blowing the title In a humongously humorous way is a brief dalliance with success. Actually following through and winning it like Leicester did last season is, what you did back then was more akin to Jim Bowen in bullseye saying lets see what you could have won when you've just had 6 darts at 101 and scored 9.
Do you honestly think I'm either unaware, or that I've not accepted it?
I fear you've jumped into a conversation and as such may have misunderstood.
I'd put Norwich as a good shout to win it, but they've not yet strengthened and have lost Redmond who would have torn up that division.
Association Football has been around much longer than that, and evidence of games played by kicking a ball exist way back in antiquity...
Oh, wait, you're being hilarious and original by suggesting that all Newcastle fans only discovered the sport because of our brief dalliance with success that followed Keegan's appointment. Gotcha. The common reply to something like that on here is "Chertle" isn't it?
Jesus wept, the standard of digs is pitiful.
Newcastle United will spend the money that it has accumulated from Player Sales and the various sponsorships, tv deals and whatnot. It won't be Mike Ashley the private citizen.Who spends? It's not Ashley. You lot always tell us this.
My comments where I said "years", and not "decades"? I'm not entirely sure what relevance NUFC's attendances from the 50s, or 80s, would have to the decline of attendances experienced by Aston Villa since the turn of this century. Could you enlighten me?It was in response to your comments about crowds not changing much at the shitpit, think if you look back pre 92 you will find they have fuckface
Maybe? Had Moussa Sissoko, Wijnaldum and latterly Janmaat and Shelvey bothered their arses consistently I'm certain we wouldn't have been relegated. But they didn't, so we were.Maybe if the same had applied to some of Newcastles players you would still be in the Premier League.
Maybe? Had Moussa Sissoko, Wijnaldum and latterly Janmaat and Shelvey bothered their arses consistently I'm certain we wouldn't have been relegated. But they didn't, so we were.
No, this has carried on from yesterday when one of your fellow gobshites was quoting % figures and we were second bottom of attendances according to him, you backed him up on that. That figure is totally irrelevant and makes you look like you've contradicted yourself yet again.Do you honestly think I'm either unaware, or that I've not accepted it?
I fear you've jumped into a conversation and as such may have misunderstood.
I'd put Norwich as a good shout to win it, but they've not yet strengthened and have lost Redmond who would have torn up that division.
Association Football has been around much longer than that, and evidence of games played by kicking a ball exist way back in antiquity...
Oh, wait, you're being hilarious and original by suggesting that all Newcastle fans only discovered the sport because of our brief dalliance with success that followed Keegan's appointment. Gotcha. The common reply to something like that on here is "Chertle" isn't it?
Jesus wept, the standard of digs is pitiful.
I haven't spoken about sunderland's attendances in anything but positive terms, so lets not be making horseshit up, eh?No, this has carried on from yesterday when one of your fellow gobshites was quoting % figures and we were second bottom of attendances according to him, you backed him up on that. That figure is totally irrelevant and makes you look like you've contradicted yourself yet again.
Newcastle United will spend the money that it has accumulated from Player Sales and the various sponsorships, tv deals and whatnot. It won't be Mike Ashley the private citizen.
Hope that clears it up.
I would say that winning the Premier League is success, not a mere flirtation with, but if you're desperate for those internet points I'm happy to change the word "Dalliance" for "Flirtation" if that works for you.
Quite the non sequitur, congrats.Keep me up to date on this. Does it mean that this season that will be acceptable, but next season your fans will be back to sending the bloke death threats and demanding him out, if he doesn't lay his personal empire on the line to bankroll NUFC?
You will appreciate that it is hard to keep up.
What what?
Gan outside or something ffs @The Fish
These other barcode knackers pretend to at least have a life outside of our messageboard, on occasion.
If you lose but have more corners and shots off target than your opponents, is that considered a "Flirtation With A Win" ??
We all await the return of greatness to the northeast.... when newcassel ascends from the league depths to claim their rightful place in the top tier, led by the man made God, Raffa the Gaffa.
... and the Rapture of Del Norte, when all Greggs sossidge rerls spontaneously bleed ketchup.
The stuff of miracles.
So you talk about Sunderland in positive terms but state Villa had the lowest attendance, going by your logic that means Sunderland had the second lowest attendance in the league, no horseshit just what you posted.I haven't spoken about sunderland's attendances in anything but positive terms, so lets not be making horseshit up, eh?
Quite the non sequitur, congrats.
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I can't really do my job outside, unfortunately./QUOTE]
I think it is safe to say that you spend much more time on here than me.
They have the lowest attendance by capacity and it's significantly lower than the next team, but Aston Villa have only really been struggling for the past 4 or 5 years. The decline in their attendances has been going on for longer than that. Sunderland's frequent fight against relegation has been going for long, yet your fans still turn up in numbers that other Premier League clubs would kill for.So you talk about Sunderland in positive terms but state Villa had the lowest attendance, going by your logic that means Sunderland had the second lowest attendance in the league, no horseshit just what you posted.
No need for the smilies trying to be a clever fucker, you post that much shite on here you forget what bullshot you've posted.
Go on, deny you never posted about Villa and them having the lowest attendance.
Fucked the quote up cos I am on my phone.
You are never off here, since you infested the place with your pseudo intellectual clap trap.
It's irrelevant, only yourself and another sad mag wanker are banging on about this capacity shite.They have the lowest attendance by capacity and it's significantly lower than the next team, but Aston Villa have only really been struggling for the past 4 or 5 years. The decline in their attendances has been going on for longer than that. Sunderland's frequent fight against relegation has been going for long, yet your fans still turn up in numbers that other Premier League clubs would kill for.
I'm never off here apart from all those times when I'm not on here like evenings; weekends, busy days at work. Again, if I upset you so much with my reasoned and rational conversations, just pop me on ignore. It's very simple.
I'm never off here apart from all those times when I'm not on here like evenings; weekends, busy days at work. Again, if I upset you so much with my reasoned and rational conversations, just pop me on ignore. It's very simple.
Tell me, do you think that by repeating tired, staid, unoriginal cliches that you'll somehow draw my ire? If you want to try and wind me up you'll have to be more adventurous than repeating whatever phrases are de rigueur.
It's irrelevant, only yourself and another sad mag wanker are banging on about this capacity shite.
You can't knock Villa yet claim our support is exceptional, we had the second worst % according to your figures, what counts capacity or numbers through the gate? This is difficult for you I know but fuckin hell you are taking the piss.