Saucy Burger

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Lexingtongue said:
£12 for that. I hate modern society.


That is utterly f***ing hateful. I hope the place goes bust.


It looks absolutely bog standard, doesn't it? The bun looks utterly shite.


A burger from that awful Holy Smokes place had me f***ing ill for an entire day. 'Fancy' burger places charging a fortune to serve underwhelming shit.
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The burger was nice and cooked medium how I asked just was too much and the sugar donoughts had me buzzing for a few hours. Felt like a kid with a belly full of cheap pop.
 


Lexingtongue said:
£12 for that. I hate modern society.


That is utterly f***ing hateful. I hope the place goes bust.


It looks absolutely bog standard, doesn't it? The bun looks utterly shite.


A burger from that awful Holy Smokes place had me f***ing ill for an entire day. 'Fancy' burger places charging a fortune to serve underwhelming shit.
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So you're on the fence about trying it then?
 
Lexingtongue said:
Are you referring to me in that message there, Frijj, lad?


I'd rather be hung, drawn and quartered than be seen in that cunthole.
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Well if we're calling out modern society on the whole I'm calling out angry middle aged blokes on the whole, yes.

Unless you're not an angry middle aged bloke of course. You do seem very upset at what's really just a burger though.
 
Frijj said:
Well if we're calling out modern society on the whole I'm calling out angry middle aged blokes on the whole, yes.

Unless you're not an angry middle aged bloke of course. You do seem very upset at what's really just a burger though.
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It irritates me when they do daft shit and charge through the nose for it. I'm allowed my opinion, aren't I? As for the Tesco jeans comment... :lol:
 
Lexingtongue said:
It irritates me when they do daft shit and charge through the nose for it. I'm allowed my opinion, aren't I? As for the Tesco jeans comment... :lol:
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Let people pay for it if they want it and if they don't the place won't succeed.

muggboots said:
My God you're tedious. When I was your age I was interesting.
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I don't think you've ever been interesting.

Lexingtongue said:
A was sick in my mouth a bit seeing this.
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ketchup and cheerios looks manky but someone must like it
 
Frijj said:
Let people pay for it if they want it and if they don't the place won't succeed.



I don't think you've ever been interesting.
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You aren't allowed an opinion on that due to the fact you wouldn't recognise interesting if it was introduced by the Queen, with a 3 foot business card, wearing a 'this is interesting' furry suit with a neon arrow above it.
 
AndrewP said:
Not real wagyu then. Cross bred stuff. Probably tastes ok though I suppose, better than grasshopper and stuff anyway.
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It'll not be long before some wanky burger place has a grasshopper burger. Mark my words, lad.
 
Frijj said:
Well if we're calling out modern society on the whole I'm calling out angry middle aged blokes on the whole, yes.

Unless you're not an angry middle aged bloke of course. You do seem very upset at what's really just a burger though.
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No he's not. He, like moi, is pissed off at the state of modern society in which twattish upstarts think it is hip and cool to serve idiotic food like that and pretend they are "out there" and "cutting edge", and probably think their infantile menu and inane-but-attempting-to-be-meaningful slogan "Life's meant to be saucy innit" or some such drivel is going to persuade suckers to come to their overpriced cunthole.

There, I've said it. (Folds arms and purses lips).
 
Scimmy said:
No he's not. He, like moi, is pissed off at the state of modern society in which twattish upstarts think it is hip and cool to serve idiotic food like that and pretend they are "out there" and "cutting edge", and probably think their infantile menu and inane-but-attempting-to-be-meaningful slogan "Life's meant to be saucy innit" or some such drivel is going to persuade suckers to come to their overpriced cunthole.

There, I've said it. (Folds arms and purses lips).
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'modern society'

if you lot could have heard your future selves, twenty years ago
 
Frijj said:
'modern society'

if you lot could have heard your future selves, twenty years ago
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Don't kid yourself that you won't be the same. You'll look back on that £2k plastic watch in ten years time and cringe.
 
Frijj said:
'modern society'

if you lot could have heard your future selves, twenty years ago
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We certainly weren't going on like you.
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f***ing hell, you'll be murder as an adult.
You're a middle aged misanthrope trapped in a youngun. (That sounds a bit too BBC). Like a fucked up Freaky Frijj Friday.
 
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