You know your'e getting old when........

[DisillusionedOldGit]

When you're talking to a really bonny young lass ( over ) 16 and you're NOT thinking I'd love to get into that .

 

[deleted user 785]

When you're talking to a really bonny young lass ( over ) 16 and you're NOT thinking I'd love to get into that .

You're thinking "I wonder if her mam is worth one"?

 

[bryc1]

When your told your blood pressure is through the roof and need meds for the rest of your days

 

[DisillusionedOldGit]

You're thinking "I wonder if her mam is worth one"?

Aye I still dee that like .

 

[Randy Ostrich]

you make more noise getting out of a chair than you do having sex

 

[Twelve3]

you make more noise getting out of a chair than you do having sex

 

[Keawyeds]

Depends what comes out, or what landed on your underpants when you wipe.

Wait... what?
Don't you use bog roll like a normal person?

you make more noise getting out of a chair than you do having sex

If you make more noise getting out of chairs than you do when you deploy the Neslé Fist, there's something seriously wrong with your chair.

 

[Falconhoof]

When you go on the internet to look at tits and its not porn its the RSPB bird identifier. I did that Sunday morning and just thought to myself "what the fuck has happened to my life?"

 

[maygo]

When you get in a hot bath and your bollocks splash down before your bell.

rantallion
rantallion (n). 18th c. One whose shot pouch is longer than the barrel of his fouling piece.
"We saw @itscoldinhere in the locker room and he's a real rantallion."

 

[black cat in france]

When your dick that used to watch you shaving on a morning now watches you put your slippers on.

 

[hefty em]

Afternoon naps are the norm. It's what you work towards.

 

[Cowvahlo]

When your watching a porno, and you think aye that bed looks comfy

I'm 42 and have never ever thought that while watching porn.

 

[Fabulous Falcao]

I'm 42 and have never ever thought that while watching porn.

Fair play

 

[Cowvahlo]

Fair play

Sort yourself out.

 

[Fabulous Falcao]

Sort yourself out.

Eh? Don't copy off others on here by trying to put mw down doesn't work

 

[Cowvahlo]

Eh? Don't copy off others on here by trying to put mw down doesn't work

I'm not, this is genuine advice. You need to sort yourself out if you're looking at beds while watching porn.

#titsfannyclunge

 

[Fabulous Falcao]

I'm not, this is genuine advice. You need to sort yourself out if you're looking at beds while watching porn.

#titsfannyclunge

Your missing the point. I have watched that many I start to witness other things

 

[Cowvahlo]

Your missing the point. I have watched that many I start to witness other things

Back to my original advice, sort yourself out.

If you get bored of watching porn you need to hand your penis back.

 

[Fabulous Falcao]

Back to my original advice, sort yourself out.

If you get bored of watching porn you need to hand your penis back.

Not the same as when you first watched it tho is it?

 

[Cowvahlo]

Not the same as when you first watched it tho is it?

True, but it's like any hobby. The first experience gets you hooked then you spend the rest of your days building your knowledge, exploring every facet of the subject. It's still just as good but experience allows you to find the good stuff without trawling through the shit so to speak.